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  1. 03-15-2010, 04:16 PM #1
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    When did you stop counting...

    The chicks you slept with? Around 20, I started to forget some sexual encounters. I'm pretty sure it's under 40 though.

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    Maybe this should go with the bimbo thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by solidsoldier View Post
    The chicks you slept with?
    When the room got full.
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    You do know how lame it is to keep a tally on your tally', don't you?

    There's only one reason for this...... competition.

    Problem is... if all your homies stand around every night, bragging about supposed encounters.... please tell me who in the fuck was getting laid?
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    We were suppose to count them?
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    My wife had only slept with one guy before me... I found that amazing/shocking.

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    i kept a polaroid and a panty of each and every girl.













































    not.

    i never saw it as a competition or as something to take all that lightly. might be because i'm not the guy that stands a chance to take a dancing-queen home every night. i know sex only in a relationship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by solidsoldier View Post
    My wife had only slept with one guy before me... I found that amazing/shocking.
    if you want her numbers to increase, put a camp ground in the back yard.
    ..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2fulhundin View Post
    if you want her numbers to increase, put a camp ground in the back yard.
    I'm going to guess that all of your failures prior to the "revolution" will pale in comparison to how hard your life will be afterward. You will not rise to the occasion. If you can't succeed in a structured, ordered society, you will continue to fail miserably when winning friends and influencing people becomes vitally important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2fulhundin View Post
    if you want her numbers to increase, put a camp ground in the back yard.

    OH SNAP!

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    fuckin LOLlerskates!

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    Quote Originally Posted by solidsoldier View Post
    My wife had only slept with one guy before me... I found that amazing/shocking.
    Coming from you, I do not consider that shocking at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNST View Post
    Coming from you, I do not consider that shocking at all.

    I find very little shocking these days

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