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    Talking Government Job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
    He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

    "Have you ever been in the military service?"
    "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
    employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
    testicles.
    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O..K. You've got enough
    points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
    A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on
    starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."
    The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00
    A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?"
    "This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first
    two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our
    balls. No point in you coming in for that."

    Rickster

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    Now that sounds like a pretty cool boss!
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