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    Angry Alexander

    Well, it sucked as a movie. the fight scenes where good, but it made a pillaging power hungry asshole who wanted to take over the world to be a good person. It also made it out as if the world would have been better off under his rule. The fight scenes were good, but this Alexander was a pervert as the following shows:

    He made out with his mother

    He only screwed or even made out with one other chick, some persian wench.

    He made out with 3 dudes (Well, he kissed at least 5 on the lips)

    Thus, I found myself rooting for the taxi drivers riding the elephants at the end.


    A couple wasted hours and 3.50 dollars down the drain. I am mad.
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    Does this mean if Alexander was alive today he would be a democrat?

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    Yeah, somebody told me that Alexander was an Anal Archer, PickleSmoochin, Ass Spelunker, so I probably won't watch the flick.
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    > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    > who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
    > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

    My motto: If they're buxom, then I fuxom.

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    most everyone was at that time. they all had their castrated men hanging around them. So they wouldn't worry about them stealing their wives, yet they would have sex with themm all the time. weird time to live.

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    LW,

    I agree with you on that. That movie sucked the big one! Total waste of my time.

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