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    SPRING HAS SPRUNG


    (Little Spring Info If Your Interested?! Spring Has Sprung March 20,2009 @ 7:44a.m.)

    You don’t have to look far to see signs of spring. From the budding of the trees and the warming of the temperatures to the animals coming out of their winter hideouts, there seems to be a promise of new birth and color in the springtime air.

    The first day of spring in the U.S. is considered to be around March 20 or 21, depending on what day the vernal equinox occurs. This is when the sun sits directly above the equator on its apparent trip northward. Of course this sun isn’t moving; Earth is. As Earth revolves around the sun, the top half, called the Northern Hemisphere, becomes tilted more toward the sun as winter turns to spring. Meanwhile the bottom half, the Southern Hemisphere, becomes tilted more away from the sun. So it is autumn for people in Australia and the southern parts of Africa and South America.

    Unequal equinox

    The word “equinox” comes from Latin and means “equal nights.” Around March 20, sunrise and sunset are about twelve hours apart everywhere on Earth. Because of that, a lot of people think that day and night are of equal length on March 20. But actually the day is a little longer than the night on this date. There are a few reasons for that. Sunrise occurs when the top of the sun (not the center) is on the horizon. But the sun actually appears to be above the horizon when it is in fact still below it. That’s because Earth’s atmosphere refracts or “bends” light coming from the sun, so we see the sun a couple of minutes before it actually rises over the horizon. If you add the daylight that persists after sunset, you’ll find the day on the equinox is several minutes longer than the night.

    Variety in Spring Weather

    In the United States, spring is a time of transition not only for plant and animal life, but for the weather too. It can mean weather extremes from very cold and snowy days to humid and stormy days. Some of the country's biggest snowfalls have occurred in March, and the period from March to May is the time of year when much of the south is most likely to get severe thunderstorms with hail and even tornadoes. This is why the beginning of spring is a good time to put together a plan for what you and your family would do in case of a severe thunderstorm or tornado.
    The Yolk's on You!

    Has anyone ever told you that you can balance a raw egg on end on the first day of spring? They think that somehow the pull of gravity is more equal on this day because the sun is more directly overhead. There is no scientific support for this. The egg legend apparently got its start in 1945 when a reporter for Life Magazine wrote a story about a Chinese ritual in which people stood eggs on end on the first day of spring. But the Chinese recognized the first day of spring in early February, or about six weeks before the spring equinox! Later, in 1983, one hundred New Yorkers got together on March 20 to balance eggs, and an article about the event appeared in the New Yorker magazine. A year later, five thousand New Yorkers repeated the tradition on the first day of spring, and the egg legend grew.

    The truth is that if you can get a raw egg to balance upright on the spring equinox, you can get it to balance any other day of the year. The pull of gravity or the position of the sun in the sky has nothing to do with it. So don’t spread this unscientific rumor, or you’ll end up with egg on your face!

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    Nice post!


    Some folk say the Robin is the harbinger of Spring...We think the Red Wing Blackbird fills that role here. I have been hearing them for a week or so, bit no spottings as yet.

    The Sandhill Cranes have been back for a couple weeks and the Spring Peepers have been peeping for a few days now. The old timers tales says spring is not here for real until the peepers have been frozen quiet three times. A cold snap last night shut them up for the first time.

    The frost is working its way out of the ground, so everything is muddy and will be for a few weeks.


    And the Sap is rising

    Hooray for Spring!

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    Spring has definitely sprung here. Almond, plum and cherry trees in full bloom. And, in Toulouse, breasts are popping out of their winter hibernation and warm weather cleavage is abundent!
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    Talking Spring

    GOV just thinking about you has caused the following;



    Spring has sprung in my jeans!
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    Thanks for the reminder GOV.

    I will make sure my umbrella is in the car. 'April Showers'


    Looks like some of your Fan Club are popping up too. :

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    At 7:44am, I was still in bed sleeping. Got up at 9:11am and it was snowing! Spring didn't last too long! OK... it was only a few little flurries but snow still the same! I'm now getting ready to go out for a cup of coffee and a walk with the dog. I better see some robins, some buds on the trees and some animals coming out of their winter hideouts or I will be very unhappy, GOV!
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    It is most definitely spring here in Frostbite Falls; why we didn't even get a full inch of snow last nite!
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    Thanks for the reminder GOV.

    I will make sure my umbrella is in the car. 'April Showers'


    Looks like some of your Fan Club are popping up too. :

    Yeaa GOV!

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    Back home again. I enjoyed a mile walk with Casper, saw plenty of robins and buds on the trees, even saw some green plants sprouting but the only animal I saw coming out of it's winter hideout was a little brown dachshund who looked like he had been hibernating all winter. All in all... I guess you're right, GOV... spring has sprung!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!


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    The Dogwood trees have been blooming for about two weeks. Some days the temperature has reached the 70s.

    This morning we had thick fog and frost!
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    The vernal equinox means one important thing... I get a full day of drinking in. Another year down, another year closer to the grave
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    Quote Originally Posted by themicrotech View Post
    GOV just thinking about you has caused the following;



    Spring has sprung in my jeans!


    Quote Originally Posted by RNST View Post
    Thanks for the reminder GOV.

    I will make sure my umbrella is in the car. 'April Showers'


    Looks like some of your Fan Club are popping up too. :

    Ahhh, But, Remember, 'April Showers' bring 'May Flowers'...
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    Yeaa GOV!
    And, What's this you Devilz are sayin' I have a Fan Club?


    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    Back home again. I enjoyed a mile walk with Casper, saw plenty of robins and buds on the trees, even saw some green plants sprouting but the only animal I saw coming out of it's winter hideout was a little brown dachshund who looked like he had been hibernating all winter. All in all... I guess you're right, GOV... spring has sprung!
    even though, it is the first day of Spring, it may not feel or look like it in some areas but, it sure does give you something to look forward real soon cause it's been a long damn weekend! I am happy to hear you got out for a walk and got to see a taste of Spring!
    Quote Originally Posted by VampyreWolf View Post
    The vernal equinox means one important thing... I get a full day of drinking in. Another year down, another year closer to the grave
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    Now, there is the new meaning for Spring!




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    Quote Originally Posted by GODDESS OF VENGEANCE View Post



    Now, there is the new meaning for Spring!



    I'm sure Fenlore will have some stories to share sunday... I can't say how much of my bday I'll remember come monday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmickley
    He does a good job. Better than average. Hell better than I've since I remember. I tip him 2 bucks. I'm a big spender that way. I may be back and ask for Tony or what ever the fuck his name was....
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    happy vernal equinox!

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    Quote Originally Posted by themicrotech View Post
    GOV just thinking about you has caused the following;

    Spring has sprung in my jeans!
    Yes indeed;She has that effect on pretty much any male with a pulse...and it's been rumored she's even caused the dead to 'rise'... All I know is,when I wake up after dreamin' 'bout the GOV, I don't roll outta bed,I pole-vault!

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