Dumb fuckin' paperwork

[Missaman]

I just purchased a new gun from a fellow member here. I had to spend an hour filling out fucking paperwork and watching a gun safety video But hey I got a card to carry saying I read the safety book and saw the video. Had to prove I am not a
Drumk
child tocher
wif beeter
crack dealer
ilegal alean
DUMB FUCKIN FUCKS

Then I am told I have to wait 8 days for the state police to check my background
I had to fill it out twice because being the smart ass that I am I filled out the following fields as...
Race..... Human
Eyes...... two
Sex..... Yes when I can get it
Occupation... Hit man
On the good side I should have a C-96 Broom handle Mauser in 8 days or so
DUMB FUCKING FUCKS
I can purchase a gun on any street corner here inna da' Hood
Only takes CASH

[Mr.LaBella]

i too, love beauracracy!!!

did i spell dat rite?

[Missaman]

did i spell dat rite?

Fo Shizzel my nizzel

Missaman in da'Hood :-D <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Fenlore]

I say shoot the paperwork then hand it in.

[SuperD]

Good thing it wasn't a spelling test, you would never get the gun........

But seriously, we have a lot of problems here in West By God Virginia, but that kind of bullshit isn't one of them. The mandatory call to the feds for an instant background check is all it takes.