Don't pass out at.....

[Stabber]

Camp Pauly!!
You get painted
You get whip cream on the Fache'
You get Abused with the Natives Titties






Stabber Jr smackin it back to the Homo-ner

[knifepuppet]

It sucks!!!

[tubtar]

I have to relate a " passed out at the party " story that was told to me years ago.
Some co-workers were doing the after the bar thing ........... this chick with a large bouffant hair do passed out on the living room floor.
There was a chihuaha in residence at the house who absolutely fell in love with her hair............ to the point of saddling up and dispensing a bit of the old cream rinse in her hair.
They sat by watching and laughing their asses off..........I probably would have done the same.
Several hours and many more beers are consumed...........the previous evenings romance is long forgotten.
Until the gal wakes up ............ and being fashion conscious , immediately wants to do a bit of straightening up around the scalp.
When she tried to pull her comb through her locks and it stopped dead , the room exploded in laughter.............. as related to me , it was even funnier than when the dog was fucking her head.
We thought we were cutting edge with our magic markers and duct tape when people passed out , but after hearing this story , it kind of killed it for me.
I mean ................... how the fuck can you top that ?
J.S.