So do you like Scots?

**RNST** · 02-20-2008, 03:13 AM

Hey I like the Braveheart types but tonight I gotta draw the line.

I finish off the last part of a single malt scotch into my glass and I am sipping it and enjoying scotch this evening. Ok, I admit it, I had another one too cause the first one went down too damn easy. It was the end of the bottle so I just tipped the rest into my glass. I am typing away and just knocked back the last of the second glass.

WTF IS THIS?

A toe nail?

Some prick in Scotland got me good!

Now how can I buy the same 'low cost' single malt ever again? I have to buy the competitors because of this one douchebag. Do these idiots have any idea what they do to international trade when they clip their toenails into a bottle of - fuck it I will tell you, cause now I am mad Glenlivet.

So there you have my rant for tonight.

Cheers and think twice about how good a single malt might taste cause you might be sucking on toe jam later.

**BlazenGem** · 02-20-2008, 03:21 AM

If u drank water, there be less issues.

**RNST** · 02-20-2008, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by BlazenGem

If u drank water, there be less issues.

Watch it young man, I have daughters your age and I am in no mood to be advised about the benefits of water that has chlorine and a million other chemicals in it versus pure fifteen year old scotch + some toe nails and other undesirable human parts.

**Celler rat** · 02-20-2008, 06:02 AM

Your missing the point - like the worm in Tequila, the Toe nail in Scotch is an age old tradition dating all the back to the McScabies Clan distillery in 1169.

It is said that he who swallows the toe nail will be blessed with a stout and hairy sporran.

**Mr.LaBella** · 02-20-2008, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by Celler rat

Your missing the point - like the worm in Tequila, the Toe nail in Scotch is an age old tradition dating all the back to the McScabies Clan distillery in 1169.

It is said that he who swallows the toe nail will be blessed with a stout and hairy sporran.

Cellar Rat, is that true?

**MarieLaveau** · 02-20-2008, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by Celler rat

Your missing the point - like the worm in Tequila, the Toe nail in Scotch is an age old tradition dating all the back to the McScabies Clan distillery in 1169.

It is said that he who swallows the toe nail will be blessed with a stout and hairy sporran.

mmmmmmmm....hairy sporran....

**RoyalM** · 02-20-2008, 07:35 AM

As a Scotsman I can only apologize for what happened to you with that bottle of whiskey. My only explanation for it is that you may have intercepted a bottle that was destined for England or France? Does it say anything on the bottle to indicate that?

**Guillermo** · 02-20-2008, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by RoyalM

As a Scotsman I can only apologize for what happened to you with that bottle of whiskey. My only explanation for it is that you may have intercepted a bottle that was destined for England or France? Does it say anything on the bottle to indicate that?

That might explain the "low cost".

**Clydetz** · 02-20-2008, 09:07 AM

The ol' toenail in the Scotch trick... that's why I drink my Scotch on the rocks... the ice filters out all the impurities lying in wait at the bottom of the glass!

Originally Posted by Mr.Labella

Cellar Rat, is that true?

Come on Mr.LaBella... next you'll believe that the Easter Bunny actually dyes all those Easter eggs the night before Easter!

Two of my favorite Scots...

***~Chri~*** · 02-20-2008, 09:17 AM

Oh man! That sucks! What kind of scotch was it?

So, maybe I can avoid any future toe jams!

**txkaratedude** · 02-20-2008, 11:02 AM

Send off a harshly worded letter to them. Maybe they'll give you a few bottles as compensation. I had a similar experience with a frozen tv dinner. I found a small plastic ball in one. I wrote a note to them saying how displeased I was and got a bunch of free crap.

***~Chri~*** · 02-20-2008, 11:10 AM

Yeah!!!
Get me some free SCOTCH!

I don't fucking care about a damn toenail, it could have a damn toe in it, hell, it's sterilized! lolololololololol

**Soup_Monger** · 02-20-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by RNST

Hey I like the Braveheart types but tonight I gotta draw the line.

I finish off the last part of a single malt scotch into my glass and I am sipping it and enjoying scotch this evening. Ok, I admit it, I had another one too cause the first one went down too damn easy. It was the end of the bottle so I just tipped the rest into my glass. I am typing away and just knocked back the last of the second glass.

WTF IS THIS?

A toe nail?

Some prick in Scotland got me good!

Now how can I buy the same 'low cost' single malt ever again? I have to buy the competitors because of this one douchebag. Do these idiots have any idea what they do to international trade when they clip their toenails into a bottle of - fuck it I will tell you, cause now I am mad Glenlivet.

So there you have my rant for tonight.

Cheers and think twice about how good a single malt might taste cause you might be sucking on toe jam later.

Sounds like you had one of yer own toenails in your glass ya durty mucker.

I demand DNA testing to prove that it is not one of yours

**RNST** · 02-20-2008, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella

Cellar Rat, is that true?

Ah, Ron, the tell tale word was the "McScabie" Clan.

Come to think of it, I did wake up with a huge hairy Sporran this morning.

**Bruce** · 02-20-2008, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by txkaratedude

Send off a harshly worded letter to them. Maybe they'll give you a few bottles as compensation. I had a similar experience with a frozen tv dinner. I found a small plastic ball in one. I wrote a note to them saying how displeased I was and got a bunch of free crap.

On the other hand Laddy, they might be sendin ya a few more TOENAILS!