Hey I like the Braveheart types but tonight I gotta draw the line.
I finish off the last part of a single malt scotch into my glass and I am sipping it and enjoying scotch this evening. Ok, I admit it, I had another one too cause the first one went down too damn easy. It was the end of the bottle so I just tipped the rest into my glass. I am typing away and just knocked back the last of the second glass.
WTF IS THIS?
A toe nail?
Some prick in Scotland got me good!
Now how can I buy the same 'low cost' single malt ever again? I have to buy the competitors because of this one douchebag. Do these idiots have any idea what they do to international trade when they clip their toenails into a bottle of - fuck it I will tell you, cause now I am mad Glenlivet.
So there you have my rant for tonight.
Cheers and think twice about how good a single malt might taste cause you might be sucking on toe jam later.