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    Talking Facts about Kaxter!

    Insert "Kaxter" for every mention of a you/your or human

    The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.

    Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.

    The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.

    The Smallest is the male sperm.

    You use 200 muscles to take one step.

    The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

    Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

    A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.

    A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

    The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

    The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
    Encyclopedia Britannica.

    It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

    Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

    At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a
    single cell.

    There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a
    gallon of water to a boil.

    The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

    Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.

    When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and
    they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

    Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

    At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact
    to the test..now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well

    I did.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella View Post

    Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

    At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact
    to the test..now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well

    I did.
    In your case substitute forearm for thumb.
    I'm going to guess that all of your failures prior to the "revolution" will pale in comparison to how hard your life will be afterward. You will not rise to the occasion. If you can't succeed in a structured, ordered society, you will continue to fail miserably when winning friends and influencing people becomes vitally important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella View Post
    A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
    Maybe a female bladder... I don't have any problem filling a 32 oz Gatorade bottle (mostly when I hope that I won't).
    Politicians and diapers both require frequent changing for the EXACT same reason…

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