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    Boxing Day shoppers! - Shower of Bastards!

    I sincerely hope that ALL of you Devilz found something better to do today than go shopping!
    Had a hellish day with some of the stupidest customers today. No-one was really shopping, they were all just mithering. pestering twats!
    One silly vacuous tart looking at some Merrill approach shoes wanted a size 6.

    "Ooooh theyre abit tight, but Im definitely a size 6, What do you suggest?"

    Me- (Already sick of her!) "A size 7!?"
    Her-"No Im definitely a size 6!"
    Me-"But you said Ooooooh theyre abit tight, try a 7, or I'll look for a 6 1/2"
    Her-"No, I'll leave it, I dont really need these anyway!"
    Me- (In my head)- "Well, why dont you fuck off home then!?"

    Why the fuck do shops open on Boxing Day, IF ALL the stores closed the customers would have to wait until the 27th & we'd be able to enjoy Xmas.

    I told the Manager that we should be armed on Boxing Day!
    "What do you mean youre just looking? BLAM, BLAM! Shoulda stayed home, biatch!"
    From "Bottom" Episode 13 - "Hole"

    Eddie: Yes, we've all 'been sensing your sort of musky smell' for nigh on
    forty years! When will you buy another shirt?!

    Richie: This is an original VanderHeussen!

    Eddie: Yeah, it's THE original Veandy Hosen! Hasn't had a wash since 1963!

    Richie: Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a
    proper job and not hang around the flat all day like a vast slug,
    then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash
    it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!

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    Do you need gloves for boxing day?
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    Isn't dealing with the public F U N??? I just spent the last 12 hours delevering late xmas gifts. "I paid for two day shipping! This is late! Your company sucks!" I wanted to carve a map to the three malls within 10 min driving distance on somebody's chest at the end of today...

    So yeah, I feel your pain...
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    I dunno why its called Boxing Day (I guess I could Google it!), I take it you dont have Boxing Day over the pond then?

    Yep. Dealing with Joe Public is an absolute joy. I LOVE selling things, but when people have clearly got nothing better to do but come in & piss you about it really winds me up!

    Its been fecking freezin in Manchester today, these folks shoulda just stayed at home by the fire & watched crap on the Telly.
    Woohoo. Im on day-off tomorrow! (Well, TODAY now! Its 1.30am here!)
    From "Bottom" Episode 13 - "Hole"

    Eddie: Yes, we've all 'been sensing your sort of musky smell' for nigh on
    forty years! When will you buy another shirt?!

    Richie: This is an original VanderHeussen!

    Eddie: Yeah, it's THE original Veandy Hosen! Hasn't had a wash since 1963!

    Richie: Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a
    proper job and not hang around the flat all day like a vast slug,
    then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash
    it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!

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    Question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Lezard View Post
    Isn't dealing with the public F U N??? I just spent the last 12 hours delevering late xmas gifts. "I paid for two day shipping! This is late! Your company sucks!" I wanted to carve a map to the three malls within 10 min driving distance on somebody's chest at the end of today...

    So yeah, I feel your pain...
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    We do have Boxing Day, Stu, but only North of the Border in Canada. Which, I believe, follows the traditions of the Crown.

    But not in the US of A! We don't believe in that shit.

    Only Santa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack1 View Post
    Only Santa!

    Ohhhhh! You mean Father Christmas!
    From "Bottom" Episode 13 - "Hole"

    Eddie: Yes, we've all 'been sensing your sort of musky smell' for nigh on
    forty years! When will you buy another shirt?!

    Richie: This is an original VanderHeussen!

    Eddie: Yeah, it's THE original Veandy Hosen! Hasn't had a wash since 1963!

    Richie: Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a
    proper job and not hang around the flat all day like a vast slug,
    then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash
    it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!

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    hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa?
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    How can you type with boxing gloves on?
    Strongbad does it just fine.
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