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    Big open hand smack

    Snooki......Thawack right upside her scank ass head.Wait a minute all those pieces of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Dogg View Post
    Snooki......Thawack right upside her scank ass head.Wait a minute all those pieces of shit.
    But they made Jersee cool!!!!

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    I would like to smack Flo the Progressive Insurance cunt.

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    I like to smack somebody not sure who though.

    I won't be getting my job like i thought tomorrow because my drug and alcohol result's are not in yet and i pee'd in a cup for them on Monday

    Not the greatest news to hear when you are almost done your 5th day of trying to quit smoking cold turkey

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    I would like to kick the crap outta all but about 4 of my co-workers. Also, the old man that walks his fucking dog in the middle of the street and gets mad when cars zoom by him.

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    My Figure drawing teacher, and whoever it was that decided that Figure drawing was nessicary for a Batchelors in 3D art.

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    I would like to smack the monkey.
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    Markous , I'm with you today.......but for different reasons.
    I am in a Super 8 motel in Huron , S.D.
    I just finished their version of biscuits abd gravy.
    I am not absolutely certain , but I do think there is a direct correlation to biscuits and gravy like this and all the reputed inter famalial intercourse you hear about from down south.
    Because if you cook like this , something needs to be done to keep you out of the kitchen permanently , and the shame of being sodomized by your kin ought to be just the ticket.
    I know I'd curl up in a dark corner and cry.
    The coffee , or dark colored water as I like to call it , wasn't any better.
    And I am stuck here for another hour until my log book catches up with me.
    No point in gambling on the home leg.
    Maybe the cartoon network will bring me back to an even keel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tubtar View Post
    Markous , I'm with you today.......but for different reasons.
    I am in a Super 8 motel in Huron , S.D.
    I just finished their version of biscuits abd gravy.
    I am not absolutely certain , but I do think there is a direct correlation to biscuits and gravy like this and all the reputed inter famalial intercourse you hear about from down south.
    Because if you cook like this , something needs to be done to keep you out of the kitchen permanently , and the shame of being sodomized by your kin ought to be just the ticket.
    I know I'd curl up in a dark corner and cry.
    The coffee , or dark colored water as I like to call it , wasn't any better.
    And I am stuck here for another hour until my log book catches up with me.
    No point in gambling on the home leg.
    Maybe the cartoon network will bring me back to an even keel.
    that sucks! at least you have cartoon network & JD to lean back on til you are outta there... Once your back on the road I hope the next place where you eat the food tastes real and the coffee looks and tastes like coffee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planterz View Post
    I would like to smack Flo the Progressive Insurance cunt.
    Hey, I love her. If it were not for the restraining order she would be having my love child.
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    I'd like to smack the fuckhead next to us on the range today that had a horrible muzzle break on his AR.

    IT'S A FUCKING AR PUSSY

    It turned his 5.56 into a damn .338. No wonder it was the only open bench at the time
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    My neighbors with the three little shitty ass black and brown dogs. My dogs crap is bigger than those little fuckers. I like dogs in general, and I realize it isn't their fault that my ignorant asshole neighbors walk them without a leash. They encourage the dogs to run up to my dogs and yap at them. I've seen mine eat a bigger mouthfuls, and it would be my fault (I know not really) if one of theirs got eaten or, more than likely, bitten. What would make me even more mad is I would feel bad for the dog.

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    I'd like to smack anyone who thinks that zombies are real, a proper good wallop that makes your ears ring, enough to bring them back to reality.
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    The old lady at work who keeps tapping her nails on the table during our meetings because she is constantly nervous. It's maddening!!! One of these days I'm gonna bring in a hammer and swing it down on her hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planterz View Post
    I would like to smack Flo the Progressive Insurance cunt.
    me too
    a mushroom print on the forehead
    & a few pats in the ass
    Last edited by the dude; 05-29-2012 at 12:02 PM. Reason: i bet she's nassy
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