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    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!

    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT




    Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this
    one, call for psychological help immediately !

    Always wear clean underwear in public,
    especially when working under your vehicle...

    From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes
    this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
    their car break down in the parking lot.
    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
    while he fixed the car in the lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of
    people near the car.
    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
    protruding from under the chassis.
    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
    forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
    everything back into place.
    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
    found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
    forehead. :devil:



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    I wanna be a mechanic when I grow up. :smt083
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyGoat
    I wanna be a mechanic when I grow up. :smt083
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    putting the FU in funny !

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    true story ron? :P

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    yes!!!



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    saw a "guest" looking at the thread, and it made me laugh when i read it,



    bump!

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    excellent!







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    now that is some funny shit...
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    The damm wife don't recognize her husbands package Slut
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    OMG, that is tooooooooo funny!! I have heard that before!! Is that really true?? That was ROFLAO funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabber
    The damm wife don't recognize her husbands package Slut
    lol,excellent!

    now im good at recognising packages.

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