I told a guy he was a load his mother should have swallowed.
...problem is I said this while still in high school, while a teacher was in earshot. Oops.
I told a guy he was a load his mother should have swallowed.
...problem is I said this while still in high school, while a teacher was in earshot. Oops.
I won't post the worst of them here, but the one that came back to really haunt me was when I told a guy to drop dead when he asked me to be his girlfriend. Years later, he became a friend of my brothers, and reminded me of what I had said....and it had been when we were in the fifth grade!!!
I felt like shit. He looked at me with that sad puppy-dog face, with his sad, droopy brown eyes, and I could tell his feelings were still hurt. The only thing I could think of to say was, "Well, I just thought you were outta my league, David.":spin:
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ⱤᵒᵑȽ•••••••Originally Posted by ratstuph
Yer shittin me right ? I have a " gift " of saying shit and can be a real prick at times.
I have said and done things that have caused pain and I am not particularly proud of them.........but it has been my good fortune to have been able to change myself into less of an asshole and more sensitive to the people who love me.
Lately I have been joking with my Dad to hurry up while there is still something to inherit..........and I feel a twinge of guilt when I do this.
We laugh , but it bugs me that I can be amused by shit like this.
That is relatively harmless compared to my best / worst , but ............don't get me wrong........I don't want to forget that person who said that shit. But I don't want to be him either.
This will be the upshot of alzheimers......I may just forget some of the bad shit I've done and said. Or I'll revert back and become some kind of uber prick , who terrorizes the teenage girls at the nursing home........when he's not begging them for hand jobs.
But there will be no re-runs on tonight........just trust me when I say it wasn't pretty or funny.
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Okay, I admit. I didn't say those things. Which is why I'm still here
But damn, I sure was thinking them!!
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I never have.
I have never needed to get in the last word.
I had a friend who had a god-awful girlfriend. She just was not a good person. This one day she just kept talking smack and i just couldnt stomach any more so i look my friend dead in the eye and said very calmly:
"Gary, you have to keep your bitch on a tighter leash, its starting to think its a person."
For the longest time my wife thought she was tall at 5 foot 6. I told there was no fucking way in hell she is 6 inches shorter than me. I'm 6 foot. I told her to look in the mirror while we stood next to each other. She then smacked the shit out of me because for years she thought she was taller. She's 5 foot 2 and a half. I then told her it's not that bad..."You're still taller than Ron". Everything was fine after that.
You and I are a lot alike. What bugs me is that I'm most amused by it.
When I decided to get a vasectomy, my wife and I were getting the run down from the Doc about the procedure. He explained the whole process in great detail. When he was through, he asked if either of us had any questions. Out of the blue, I said, "My wife's kind of embarrassed to ask you this, but she wants to know if it's going to taste any different". My wife had never said anything like that, and as she's exclaiming such, she's smacking the hell out of me. The Doc, as serious as can be, said "You know, there's very little sperm in semen, only a few parts per thousand, it's mostly just fluid. I said, "Doc, if you take oregano out of spaghetti sauce, she can tell"! I this point, he conceded he didn't know!
That is just TOOOO good! I would of smacked you around had it been me, but it is funny!
i told a girl she was a doo doo head.
but heck she had me pinned down and was hitting me with my own hand.
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You are such a villian!
The worst thing I ever said to anyone....
I pointed to a softball sized rock on the ground and very calmly told my soon-to-be ex that the next time he talked trash to me, I was going to wait until he went to sleep and then pulverize his head with THAT rock.
And I wasn't just talkin' trash.
I moved out the next day....right after I told him "NO, I'm not fuckin' around on you....but that doesn't mean I haven't THOUGHT about it"
I guess you'll have to pick one of those.
I told my ex wife to grow up and quit actin' like the fukkin kids.
She hit me once (she did that a lot) and hit so hard that she fell back and almost fell down the staircase. I grabbed her to keep her from falling and while tetering, she swung again. I told her I would let go if she didn't quit.....
When my ex and I were in the middle of the divorce, she wanted a "hook up", "just for old times sakes". I said I wouldn't fuck her in the ass with a nightstick....
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Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.'The Law' is an anagram of 'Wealth'
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