girlfriend, boyfriend or wife/husband.
I am gonna save mine because it is good!
I cannot wait for Jilly's response![]()
girlfriend, boyfriend or wife/husband.
I am gonna save mine because it is good!
I cannot wait for Jilly's response![]()
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ⱤᵒᵑȽOriginally Posted by ratstuph
I don't know if this counts , She wanted to be my girlfriend until I told her "your voice is a cheesegrater and my ears are the cheese" then she hated me and told me so everytime I saw her for 5 years.![]()
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I said ..... I do The poor girl has been paying for it for years.
I'll compile my list of all time worsts and post this later...........
There are several. But they had it coming!!!!!
Furthermore, there are a few out there still who I felt it better to let escape my nasty words. Better off that way.....saying that kinda mean shit isn't cool. I got a bad temper, or I used to anyhow.
I used to live with a girl by the name of Kate Vilarski.
Who would often cry… “You love your dog more than me.”
“Choose me or the dog”… she once had ranted & raved.
I looked at those big, brown eyes, I wouldn’t be swayed.
“Kate”, I said… “You’re right my love, the bitch must go!”
“It’s been nice knowing you… Clyde & I will miss you so!”
Oh yeah! Like ya weren't expecting it!![]()
It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to makeme the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!
you pickle sucking window licker....
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The meanest thing I ever said was "No". lol
"That's more of a 'love making' knife." - ster91b
She said that she couldn't live without me, and I told her that she'd better stop breathing. Don't know what I ever saw in her...![]()
that's all youse guys got? pffffffffffffft.
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ⱤᵒᵑȽOriginally Posted by ratstuph
To my wife: "You've turned into your mother."
If ya don't think THAT'S nasty, get the opinion of the women here on the forum!
If it's not fun, why do it?
If it weren't for BAD luck, I'd have NO luck at all!
Just because you do not like tea... does not mean you do not need start dumping some. -SoToo-
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my sister has always had personal issues with her body....always feel unatractive and such....well i was in 6th grade ans she was back from her first year at college and she was walking into the garage when i said " gees kelley your but got real big while you were away, you gonna excercise?" Man i was in so much hot water over that one...oh yeah i told my mom she was a shitty mother cuz she wouldnt buy me a gi joe cobra glider and figure....![]()
Just the truth....that always stings the most.
I fucked your sister and your best friend.![]()
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