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    went for a ride and froze my nuts

    I got my new bike a couple weeks ago and it was 50F. I rode for maybe an hour over a couple days and then the temperature dropped to the 20's and 30's and stayed there for 2 weeks. Fuck. New bike and 20 degrees makes for some anxiety. Today, it's clear and sunny but cold. I don't care. I take it out for a quick ride just because I had to. I get back and see that it's 41F and my nuts are frozen.
    Snow is forecast tomorrow.
    I can't wait to move further south in 5 years...
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    I hear ya.....I am soooo sick of this winter. They teased us a couple weeks back with nice 70's and then back down to the 30/50 horse shit again lately. Those bastards....die Old Man Winter...die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GODDESS OF VENGEANCE View Post
    is this true?
    Where are your Chaps..Leathers? Lets see tmickley in his leathers
    I always thought those chaps were just a social icebreaker. I know now they are functional. I'll be looking and probably picking up a pair but I sure won't be posting any pictures. I will occasionally strut around the house and saying things like, "whose the man" or "let's go for a ride baby!" or "do these make my ass look big?".....I will have to make sure the children are both staying overnight some where else first....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella View Post
    come pick me up next time sugardaddy! That way I can ride real close and reach around to cup your nutz and keep them all warmed up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tmickley View Post
    I always thought those chaps were just a social icebreaker. I know now they are functional. I'll be looking and probably picking up a pair but I sure won't be posting any pictures. I will occasionally strut around the house and saying things like, "whose the man" or "let's go for a ride baby!" or "do these make my ass look big?".....I will have to make sure the children are both staying overnight some where else first....

    T just make sure you wear your pants under the chaps !! no village peoples stuff.

    i dont know if you have anyone out there to fit you and make you a custom set but if so that is the best way to go cause at times it may seem that you live in them.

    remember leather is your friend.

    BTW package commin soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmickley View Post
    I got my new bike a couple weeks ago and it was 50F. I rode for maybe an hour over a couple days and then the temperature dropped to the 20's and 30's and stayed there for 2 weeks. Fuck. New bike and 20 degrees makes for some anxiety. Today, it's clear and sunny but cold. I don't care. I take it out for a quick ride just because I had to. I get back and see that it's 41F and my nuts are frozen.
    Snow is forecast tomorrow.
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    I don't think chaps address the problem, actually ...







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