A little old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's met at the pearly gates by St. Peter who takes her on a tour of the place.
As they reach a huge hanger she hears the noise of power tools and blood curdling screams. "What's that" she asks St Peter.
"That's just the engineers drilling the holes in peoples shoulder blades, so they can fit the wings. You have to have it done so you can become an angel."
As they walk further they come to another hanger. Again the air is filled with the sounds of power tools and even louder and more blood curdling screams of pain.
"What the fuck is THAT?" Asks the little old lady.
"That's the engineers again," says St Peter."They're drilling the holes in peoples heads, so they can fit the halos."
"Fuck that," says the old girl "I'm off downstairs to hell!"
"But if you go down there they'll rape you and fuck you in the ass." says Pete.
"Maybe" the old lady says "but at least I've already got the holes for that."