If you don't laugh at this one you need to lighten up!
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. So, coming to them he asked whether they were trying to steal it?
One of them answered: "Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away," he asked.
One of them responded: "We can't drive."
Insisting, he then queried them, "Then why did you buy it?"
The older of the two said: "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed...so we're just waiting."