I came to an important realization today

[EmeraldDog]

"Women who associate with males have a shorter and more regular cycle", yeah I think I've participated in that one. Except the ex g/f had it on a two week loop. It was like living every day with a hornets nest in a skirt

Marie, I'd like to compliment you on such an elegant fusion of emotion and verbiage. My imagination painted such a wonderful picture of your outing. Although I wouldn't ever want to cross you in that mindset, I would like to extend an invitation to you for future use. You see, I will some day build one of those kick-ass smash-mobiles from the film Road Warrior and spend a whole day smashing through traffic jams, rear ending asshole drivers, and broad siding those asshole Queens drivers whose motto is "Pull out first, look second." I'd like to have you ride shotgun...with a shotgun.

[MarieLaveau]

"Women who associate with males have a shorter and more regular cycle", yeah I think I've participated in that one. Except the ex g/f had it on a two week loop. It was like living every day with a hornets nest in a skirt

Marie, I'd like to compliment you on such an elegant fusion of emotion and verbiage. My imagination painted such a wonderful picture of your outing. Although I wouldn't ever want to cross you in that mindset, I would like to extend an invitation to you for future use. You see, I will some day build one of those kick-ass smash-mobiles from the film Road Warrior and spend a whole day smashing through traffic jams, rear ending asshole drivers, and broad siding those asshole Queens drivers whose motto is "Pull out first, look second." I'd like to have you ride shotgun...with a shotgun.

If you build it.....I will come.
And I'll bring the shotgun.

[ded i]

Lemme know when you folks is doin that -

[zzjake]

Shit yes, I'm in too Deadeye

[mack1]

Shit yes, I'm in too Deadeye

Me three!!!

[TorzJohnson]

I actually had a guy friend who asked me that once. And I don't mean when I was 12, I mean like a year ago. He thought that women got "it" at the same time of the month. Like on the 26th. I was freaking rolling. I told him "Don't you think that places like Wal-Mart and Target would be a mess because there would be bitches fighting over the last box of tampons????" I really don't know how he has gotten through life like that. lol.

lol. Silly boys.

LOL, I knew a guy when I was a kid who somehow got the idea that babies came from a special opening in the woman's armpit. Hey, I guess he figured that if hair grew there... he probably grew up to have an underarm fetish.

Anyway, with all the troubles you ladies have with those things I can't help being glad I'm a man! In other words...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.