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    Is it me?

    The wife went off to work today. I asked her if she could move my sunglasses and the handicapped parking placard from the car she was taking to the truck I would be using. Are you with me so far? When I left today and got into the truck..no sunglasses or placard. Hmmm not on the seat, not on the dash, not in the glove box...dissapointing. When I get back home, the wife is on the phone...she forgot some stuff for work and can I fix her problem. So I ask "what happened to leaving the sunglasses and parking placard?"
    "I did" she replies.
    "where?" I ponder.
    "on the back."
    "On the back of the seat?"
    "No the back" she answers as if I am stupid
    "You mean in the bed of the truck?"
    "No the back" with lots of attitude like I am retarded
    Sorry honey I don't understand...where did you put the glasses and the placard?
    "On the bumper, you know the back...you couldnt possibly have not seen them."

    WTF who leaves shit on the bumper? Those sunglasses set me back a hundred bucks and I have had them less than a week. And now I cant park wherever I want either. AND she is mad at ME

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    I told my brother one time to put my cell phone in my car, instead he put it on the bumper. I ran over it too. Some people are just wierd I guess..
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    Try doing that with something she wanted
    It would still be your fault.

    It happens quite frequently to me with my wife.
    I have just leaned to say YES DEAR and You were right DEAR.

    what else can you say. You would just get into more trouble.

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    With some people you really have ro be specific, maybe she's one of them.
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    No, its her.

    Next question.



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    Oh Gawd!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!!!


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    oh jesus I would be pissed.

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    Me and the esteemed Texan , Mr. Blade are muy sympatico on this one.
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    yip my wifes is the same way.....one of those "you didnt really think that through did ya" types.....

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    I once heard my father tell my mom this, when something like this happened...and, My father would go " yes dear you are right, I am wrong, it's ok dear..your right " It use to eat at my mother.......and, eventually she fessed up and admitted she was wrong..
    Don't let it eat at ya...play along like all is cool.....and, eventually it will eat at the other person and who knows what you shall receive in the long run.......

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    You shoulda smacked her real good!! Then make her go buy you some mo shades!
    Seriously though, I know it sucks to lose an expensive pair of sunglasses. that's why I have cheap ones to wear every day. My good ones are for "dress".
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    Quote Originally Posted by poolshark
    Those sunglasses set me back a hundred bucks and I have had them less than a week. And now I cant park wherever I want either. AND she is mad at ME
    Dude! The sunglasses are the LEAST of your problems!!!!!!! Just wait until you try to replace your handicap placard. Here in NY, you have to file a police report. Sounds simple enough. Until you go to the station house, and the desk sergant doesn't know anything about it, and refuses to file a report! Back to the Office of Handicap Affairs and tell them that, and they say "So sad, too bad. No report, no card!" Back to the station house, begging and pleading, finally got a report taken. Then wait two weeks to get a copy of it! Off to the Office of Handicap affairs, report in hand, to get my replacement. Only to find out I have to wait another 30 days for a replacement because it was "lost" and might be found!

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    Never had that problem here. I just walk into the DMV and a few minutes later walk out with another one, no charge no hassle.

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