The wife went off to work today. I asked her if she could move my sunglasses and the handicapped parking placard from the car she was taking to the truck I would be using. Are you with me so far? When I left today and got into the truck..no sunglasses or placard. Hmmm not on the seat, not on the dash, not in the glove box...dissapointing. When I get back home, the wife is on the phone...she forgot some stuff for work and can I fix her problem. So I ask "what happened to leaving the sunglasses and parking placard?"
"I did" she replies.
"where?" I ponder.
"on the back."
"On the back of the seat?"
"No the back" she answers as if I am stupid
"You mean in the bed of the truck?"
"No the back" with lots of attitude like I am retarded
Sorry honey I don't understand...where did you put the glasses and the placard?
"On the bumper, you know the back...you couldnt possibly have not seen them."
WTF who leaves shit on the bumper? Those sunglasses set me back a hundred bucks and I have had them less than a week. And now I cant park wherever I want either. AND she is mad at ME