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    How to remove a Plantar wart. NSFW - Blood content!

    Tools you will need:
    -Screwdriver
    -Pliars
    -Lighter
    -Knife
    -Rubbing alcohol
    -Paper towels


    Identify the wart.


    Find a suitable location for the procedure.


    Begin by cutting around the surface of the wart.


    Next, the surface of the wart may be plucked.


    Admire pluckings.


    I suggest at this point rubbing with alcohol. Not so much for sterilization, but to aggrivate the wart.


    Heat screwdriver.


    Smite root.


    Afterwards, the burned portion of the root may be cut out more easily.


    Repeat plucking procedure.


    Inspect hole for further signs of root.


    Repeat burning.


    At this point, you may become frustrated with holding a lighter, screwdriver and camera all at the same time, and decide to plug in your soldering iron. Such is normal.


    Insert soldering iron.

    Crisping is desired.


    Note that more root may now be plucked.


    Keep your paper towel close by.


    Be sure to continue burning until all signs of the root are extinguished.


    Remove burned root and inspect.


    Repeat.


    You may experience a congealed string of blood hanging off the back side of your foot.


    Play with it a little.


    If done properly, your warthole should look something like the abused ass of an Albanian prostitute.


    You have now learned how to remove a Plantar wart.
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    Holy crap. I had those when I was a kid. I had them burned out. That's just plain amazing that you can do that and not stop. I'm putting a NSFW or for those with weak stomachs on this one.

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    Nice one, although I would have gone for a cleaner workspace :spin:

    I've never had a wart, but I did remove a skin tag with the little help of an SAK, a spydie delica and a lighter, that was fun

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    damn.... shoulda waited til the turkey was a lil more digested before looking at this!! :spin:
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    Beauty, great work!!
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    Glad you at least chose a sterile work area.

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    Good work Goat!!!! Amazing the things you pluck from your body!!

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    Terrific documentary Goat. I must say that the removal kits that the drug stores sell make for an amazing experience as well. We did a treatment on our daughter when she was younger and it was almost like pulling a small oak tree out...big roots, but no blood.
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    Thank you!! Good job!

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    That was tremendous TMG!!!!

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    I can look at horrific pictures of people who have been mutilated by cars, bullets, knives, ect and not be bothered. But for some reason, this post, and a few others of yours make me want to spew; I just can't look at them. Well done.
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    Nice job! It's a damn shame they threw you out of medical school. Hopefully you removed all of the roots. ILK
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