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    No he didn't......

    > A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    leaving together.
    > They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
    she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
    sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
    hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in
    rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite
    some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by
    the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
    > There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
    covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
    running all the way along the top shelf.
    >She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
    large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
    actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    >They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
    she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
    one!
    > Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him
    and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to
    kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and
    carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and
    make hot, steamy love.
    > She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
    > After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
    sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. > The
    woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
    was it? "The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply
    into her eyes, and says,

    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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    at least she got a prize on the first try...beginners luck :spin:
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    This ones worth a bump!

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    well

    Quote Originally Posted by Norcalflat View Post
    This ones worth a bump!
    anything by the GODDESS OF VENGANCE is worthy of a bump.
    Some of us has decided to add your name to the list of never sell to; we suggest you step back from your keyboard and take a 1-2 year break fro the internet.

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    Very bump-worthy.


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    rofl! that was a new one to me. LOL !
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