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    For when you really need to get rid of that boner...NSFW

    Amanda+Lepore+David+LaChapelle+Darkness+Light+_YmYQRgXvuDx.jpg

    And just remember, she used to be he.

    So, yeah, figured I'd share the horror with you all because MY EYES!!!!
    "Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas...now that I think about it, bras need to go, too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by exile82187 View Post
    That's a good idea, actually. Now I have to go to the store to buy carrots...
    "Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas...now that I think about it, bras need to go, too."

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    What....what is that?
    Rhymes with "Atari"
    naked chicks


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpsecare View Post
    What....what is that?
    Amanda Lepore is what that is.
    "Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas...now that I think about it, bras need to go, too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LurtzWV-6 View Post
    Amanda Lepore is what that is.
    That is also the monster for "The Thing" no special effects were needed......and I mean "the Thing" starring Kurt Russell not that other crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LurtzWV-6 View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnceBitten View Post
    I'd hit that













    with a shovel
    I am not sure that would keep "it" down you might have to resort to supernatural remedies like garlic, wooden stakes or silver bullets and even after all that I would burn it just to be safe.

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    Thats just wrong!!!!! Thanks for scarring me forever
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    She looks so....ah... plastic. How the feck old is she? It's hard for me to believe she likes the way she looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnceBitten View Post
    I'd hit that


    with a shovel


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    I will never be able to un-see that!!!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    She looks so....ah... plastic. How the feck old is she? It's hard for me to believe she likes the way she looks.
    I had to because I was curious, but it's 45 years old.
    but ya know we knew it was there and those dumb motherfuckers (the afghanis) they keep trying to drive in there while we're blowing it up and i'm like no drive away dumb fucks and their like go around i'm like look see this big ass .50 i will shoot you you dumb fuck and they suddenly understand when u point a .50 cal at there face

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