smack his ass again..

[tmik]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did
as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while
Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........ smack his ass again.

[L33731]

:spin: :spin:

[tubtar]

while we are on birthing humor......a " friend " ( I use the term loosely ) dropped this one on me today.
An Asian woman is having a late term abortion....the doctor sticks the vacuum up the baby bay to remove it and the fetus shoves it out and says.....................drum roll please......................." Get out of my womb "
It is a sadly pathetic statement of a joke , but sadder yet , I almost laughed.
J.S.