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  1. 09-26-2006, 07:42 PM #1
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    Talking Milk joke

    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
    exam.
    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
    weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby
    was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
    "Breast-fed,"she replied.
    "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
    She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
    rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
    detailed examination.
    Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No
    wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

    "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I
    came."



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    That is wrong on so many levels !!!!
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  3. 09-26-2006, 07:47 PM #3
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  4. 09-26-2006, 08:12 PM #4
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    This guy was sucking his girlfriend's jugs one night, when a jet of foul-tasting liquid squirted into his mouth.

    "Eeeyuch!" the guy screamed. "You must be pregnant, you're starting to produce milk!"

    "Are you sure?" asked the girlfriend.

    "Feh! Yes." said the guy.

    "Thank God" said the girl. "The doctor told me I had breast cancer."
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    Damm devil funny
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  6. 09-26-2006, 10:05 PM #6
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    I love it!!
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    This guy comes home to find his wife standing naked in front of a mirror. She says that she really wished that she had larger breasts. The husband says well take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts and they will get larger. Do you really think it will work she asks? It worked on your ass he replied.:spin:
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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Pettersen
    That is wrong on so many levels !!!!
    My words exactly!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random
    This guy comes home to find his wife standing naked in front of a mirror. She says that she really wished that she had larger breasts. The husband says well take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts and they will get larger. Do you really think it will work she asks? It worked on your ass he replied.:spin:
    Hmmm, I just saw on the t.v..the other morning..that men think a woman with big ass is in and its hotter than ever???? Is this true fellows??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
    Hmmm, I just saw on the t.v..the other morning..that men think a woman with big ass is in and its hotter than ever???? Is this true fellows??
    Depends on how wide a load you're talking. Post us some pics...
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    AHAHAHAH! Nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by howiesatwork
    Depends on how wide a load you're talking. Post us some pics...
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