FAIL!!!LOL! Them Scottish whales pack a mean punch...
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In my experience, in pubs, Scottish people, or Welsh, male or female ,don't need much provocation to wallop an English person............![]()
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Just proves that old adage is true... "never visit a London pub on a Saturday night." What was he thinking?
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In 2003, I was in a pub in Chester with three other Canadian lads on a Saturday night. The bartender noticed some local lads didn't take kindly to such foreigners being in their local. Before I knew what was going on, the barkeep stepped out from behind the bar with a blackjack in hand warning the locals not to fuck around or they wouldn't be welcome to drink in his pub. The locals crept back to their table in the corner.
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They probably thought you were American..............
A few years ago we had loads of Canadian Navy in the town with the Submarines, they were pretty cool guys and I don't remember hearing about trouble with the locals, apart from some of the local girls were friendly and some local guys were put out.
I was on a night out in the eighties and a load of German Navy guys were in town..........................that didn't end well, they had to be rounded up and taken back to the docks by the police.
It used to be very risky here if you were a foreigner, but it used to be just as bad for us going to a town five miles away for a drink, once they found out which town you were from it turned into the wild west. Quite often the Police would stop us and tell us to get out of town or else we'd be nicked.
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