A man and his wife are about to make love. The man is sitting on the side of the bed putting on a condom, when his little boy comes in. The man doubles over and tries to cover himself.
The little boy asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
"I think I saw a mouse run under the bed" says the Dad.
The little boy then asks dad, ''What are you going to do, fuck him?''
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you got jokes...
How are you gonna talk to me? Your knife isn't even sharp.
Ok, NOW I'm laughing. Stupid rep nazi won't let me toss greens your way!
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Originally Posted by Komitadjie
Sent him some!
Stapp's Law: "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."
Sent him some!
Same here. I got a chuckle out of that.
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Good one!!!!
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