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    Monkeys, peanuts...I think you will like this

    "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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    Me to lil monkey:

    "Sorry lil dude, you're gonna die"

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    I hope the zoo's gorilla swallows a cantaloupe...
    What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade, Karl?

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    Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

    What became of it is up to your filthy imagination, but chinaSMACK says the caretaker subsequently "laughed with satisfaction."

    Then he ate it.



    Obviously this guy likes monkeys (or peanuts) more than I'll ever like ANYTHING. I can't think of any circumstance I'll ever be in where licking a monkey's ass for an hour is my best option.

    I guess this guy has a new friend for life. Little fella keeps backing up to him with a hopeful look on it's little face, holding up a peanut....





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    WOW!!!

    This guy is what you'd call a REAL ass kisser!!

    He gives new meaning to the term "brown nose"


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    pic is awesome!
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    holy shit.
    death machine and man....in love.

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    I got 5 bucks that says that guy would lick ape nutsack if needed

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