Who doesn't love them ?
I am speaking about receiving here , but I am not one to judge.
We all love them for various reasons and applications.
Except today.
I had been slaving in the garage for about six hours building my three dimensional puzzle wrapped in an enigma cloaked in a mystery called headers .......... this puts me up to about 20 hours total on them , but I am getting close.
But I emerge into the daylight to wash up and call it a day , first going to the mailbox attached to the front of our casa to see what the wolves will be requiring this week.
There is a truck repair place across the street with a large parking lot and parked in the corner of it , right across from my driveway is a Honda Civic.
The driver is leaning back and enjoying the day , his passenger's head is bobbing away like it was her first meal in a very long time.
What the fuck ?
I have chased dope dealers and dudes banging hookers out of there in the past.........always at night.
But this is 5:00 p.m. , CST.
Broad fucking daylight.
This is semi residential..........there are kids down the street and frequently others visiting our home.
I can't have this shit.
I could explain it easier to the nephews......they are getting old enough to know what from what.
The Nieces........not so much.
And I know Judy , who is due home any minute would not be amused either.
It is funny , in a as long as it is in your yard kind of way.
But imaging if I brought some pooch to the end of your driveway and had her start shining the pole ?
And this gal was no beauty queen , not that it makes a lot of difference.
Some........but not much.
I walked across the street as he told her to stop.......then fumbling to get his shit put away before I could have a good laugh.
The windows were open and I just stooped down and told him " Ya know , far be it from me to put an end to a guy's good time.......but this is a residential neighborhood , I live here and this shit ain't gonna happen.
Do it at one of your homes or the bar parking lot , but you can't do it here. "
He started to say something......I'm not sure what , but I gave him my " I'm not too fucking happy " look and asked him " Do I need to say anymore ? "
He said " no " and they left.
I couldn't tell if she was a rental or what , and again , it don't matter to me.
Do what the fuck you want to do.
But don't do it here.
What the fuck ?
I'm a block from an elementary school.
We have a playground at the end of our street.
If I was going to engage in a public display , I could think of a couple places that are better suited.
And I'd make sure the neighbor wasn't 6'3" and 280 lbs. unless he was invited to the party.
I don't know what this cocksucker was thinking...........and I am referring to him.
This neighborhood isn't what most of you would call nice , but it's my fucking home.
And as long as it is , I 'll be damned if I am going to let my slice of it get any worse.
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