The day it all started was March 6, 1836.
On that fateful day,
Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo .
He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving toward them.
With a puzzled look on his face,
Crockett turned to Bowie and said:
"Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?"
"When every second counts, government help is only weeks away"
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I spit my food out!!
"green side up"......
Buy American - Its The Right Thing To Do.
My hairs turning WHITE. My necks always been RED. My collars still BLUE. - Lynyrd Skynyrd -
My gas tank's full and I don't smoke.....
AKA: WHEEZER
LMFAO!
What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade, Karl?
Hmm
A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice.
Well my coffee here, there and everywhere now.Originally Posted by shakie
Now THATS some funny shit right there man..
One I've heard before, but still funny.
"I think there's room for some gradation between "Hey, quit that, please" and "AND I STILL HAVE HALF A CLIP LEFT!"" -- Will L.
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