Great Craigslist ad

[SZiehr]

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[Parker]

That is truly an excellent piece of ad copy!

[GlockNRolla]

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[diggumsmack2]

Huh, wonder what it said?

[OnceBitten]

Huh, wonder what it said?

Copy and Paste from a Car Forum.

Funny as fuck.




You can't have it.
Your wife won't let you.
Your girlfriend says it's unsafe. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

... Knock ...knock.....
"who is it?"
"We're men.... and we're here to take back your mancard."

This bike is not just a bike.... it's a muse.... it's a teleportation device.... hell, it's even like a bad assed medical tool. I once rode it by some guy who was constipated and just hearing me downshift from third to second emptied his bowels. I shit you not.

Hear that noise? That's not a dry clutch...that's a chick whistle. I'm tell'n ya...those Italians got that chick shit down. I upgraded to a Termignoni exhaust. *I once saw an elderly couple bust into flames when I bliped the throttle. (If you have a conscience and hate the smell of burnt flesh, I have the stock cans to go with it). The Termi's are carbon fiber because carbon fiber is bad ass. Chuck Norris' beard is carbon fiber. Johnny Cash's suit was carbon fiber. Neil Armstrongs left arm is carbon fiber...... and we all know how bad assed that shit is. (Lance Armstongs ball is not carbon fiber..... but his bike was)

So.... you're asking yourself..."whats it like... riding a bike/muse/teleportation/badassed medical device like this?" It's f'n AWESOME! Obama/Biden stickers melt off cars.... gravity becomes highly multiplied around hot chicks undies....puppies weep..... people pay to be your facebook friend..... the Aurora police dept. pulls you over just to get your autograph and thanks you for having graced their city with coolness the likes they've never seen.

If you're thinking about buy'n a Harley and have bought into that whole "chicks dig cruisers" thing....ask yourself .... when was the last time you saw Dan Haggerty get'n laid... hell... when was the last time you saw Dan period? The dude lived with a bear. Bears are cool and all..... but I'd rather be bang'n Keira Knightley than some bear. (google Keira Knightley Ducati.... you'll see what I mean)

What do you need to attain the afore mentioned coolness?
Balls...
A valid state class M license....
Grant me visitation once a month
A 2006ish VFR 800 or $5000
And.... a willingness to step outside the "me too bike" box.
(you might also want to bring towels..... as the ladies tend to moisten up around the bike)

Will only trade for a VFR800

2002 Ducati 748
15800 miles currently. I do ride it though.
12k service done at 13k
New chain and sprockets
Termignoni cf exhaust - Stock comes with
FIM chip, not currently in
Evoluzione kickstand bypass (so you can start in neutral with the kickstand down
LED tail light with sweeping directionals - stock comes with

She's not perfect, but is very nice and never fails to turn heads, get compliments and phone numbers!

No scams or bs. No test rides without M endorsement and $5k in my hand.

(Disclaimer: I do not claim to be the original writer of the ad format.)


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