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    Men remember anniversaries

    MEN DO REMEMBER
    ANNIVERSARIES A

    And mine is next week. 22 years


    A woman awakes during the night
    to find that her husband
    was not in their bed.

    She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall.

    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,
    'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

    The husband looks up from his coffee,
    'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started
    dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
    sensitive.

    'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my
    car?'

    'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    him.

    The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
    my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
    jail for 20 years?'

    'I remember that too' she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    'I would have been released today. '
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    Awesome.

    I used to say "I could have killed her and been out by now"

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    Absolutely awesome.....considering today is our anniversary

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    Happy anniversary
    Quote Originally Posted by apdb90 View Post
    Absolutely awesome.....considering today is our anniversary
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    happy anniversary Ricky. and you OB stole my line.

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    Happy 22 Stabsy!


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    Good for you ( Both ) 22 years is a long time in this throw away society,,CONGRATION and RESPECT to you BOTH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabber View Post
    Happy anniversary
    Thank you sir. And to you. 22 years-congrats. Not quite at that myself, but this is my second. This one is 13 years.

    This is definitely going to be my last go around. Although the way I look at it, what the first one didn't take, this one will. The next one's a Freebie!!!!!

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    Lol!!
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    Funny

    Yesterday was my (our) 10th anniversary and we're out now celebrating. I'm going to tell her this one right now.


    Edit: So I read her the whole thing and she laughed then said, "That's not funny" Fuckin women
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