This guy just earned 2 weeks vacation from the Voodoo

[Mr.LaBella]

Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella View Post
Still trying to slither back in....

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Piper Maru


AND NOW


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[Looseyfur]

that dirty turd!

[apdb90]

that dirty turd!

Ahhhh, the cost of fame and fortune.

[Looseyfur]

Ahhhh, the cost of fame and fortune.

hahah if only... one day perhaps.

[Mr.LaBella]

Piper Maru just tried to join...again

[papercut]

Don't know why but this thread reminded me of this:

(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.

[EOD13]

Piper Maru just tried to join...again

How long is this guys vacation at this point Does it add 2 weeks everytime he makes a new account or tries to log on or what?

[Ronlad]

Read his usertitle and decide for yourself

[TopHat]

How long is this guys vacation at this point Does it add 2 weeks everytime he makes a new account or tries to log on or what?

Which reminds me of THIS quote from a movie:

Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
John Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
John Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
John Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
John Bender: No.
Richard Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
John Bender: So?
Richard Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?
John Bender: Yes.
Richard Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal!
Claire Standish: Cut it out!
Richard Vernon: You through?
John Bender: Not even close bud!
Richard Vernon: Good! You got one more right there!
John Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Richard Vernon: Another! You through?
John Bender: How many is that?
Brian Johnson: That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Richard Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this.
Brian Johnson: Excuse me sir, it's seven.

[Mr.LaBella]

Add E-Z Drift as the latest name dingleberry tried to get back in with...

[rio]

Maybe if he tried dildopumper or cuntbeing or assfukingsukingpieceofshit it would be less obvious

[OnceBitten]

Maybe if he tried dildopumper ....

Shit NO.

That's one of my OTHER usernames on JD...

[TopHat]

I kinda like cuntbeing......

[sirhorsechoker]

why every time I look in the field, do I see some bali-tosser ?

I'm mostly a bali guy. Some auto stuff, mostly balisong. So I noticed that too.

I think its about 3 reasons for so many baliboys in the field.

1. The bali room is the biggest room in the house, more people means, well more dumb people.
2. Kids are attracted to flashy stuff like bali flipping. Their reading comprehension and social skills aren't fully developed. You can have a JD profile even if your parents won't let you have a knife.
3. To spin a big razor sharp heavy thing around your face for no particular reason suggests that there is something wrong with you to start with.

So yeah!

(Someone had make up an excuse )

[EOD13]

I'm mostly a bali guy. Some auto stuff, mostly balisong. So I noticed that too.

I think its about 3 reasons for so many baliboys in the field.

1. The bali room is the biggest room in the house, more people means, well more dumb people.
2. Kids are attracted to flashy stuff like bali flipping. Their reading comprehension and social skills aren't fully developed. You can have a JD profile even if your parents won't let you have a knife.
3. To spin a big razor sharp heavy thing around your face for no particular reason suggests that there is something wrong with you to start with.

So yeah!

(Someone had make up an excuse )

First off I'm impressed by how far you've come with your writing skills

I would agree with what you said though. In addition, it seems like there is more activity in the balisong sub forums than any other which probably accounts for the frequency of these things happening. Just my $0.02