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Thread: Taking a crap for 45 minuets

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    Come on now, we have a lot of shitty threads at the JD whats one more ?
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    Not exactly sure how long a Minuet lasts...





    ... but 45 of them may take a while.





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    Wow!..This is really a shitty thread!!...

    Sorry,couldn't resist!

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    The clue is crepe suzettes, minuets and the ballet rouge, here's hoping you pass at least a duet!!!! Nurse Nabisco will help to flush you out.










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    How appropriate. I see Glenn's "Taking a crap for 45 minutes" thread pop up again, with the last post by "nocheese4you".

    FWIW Glenn, It's not uncommon for me to take a crap for 45 minutes or more. I normally don't even consider coming out until I can't feel my feet anymore. But it has nothing to do with constipation and everything to do with a wife, 3 kids, and several dogs......ahhh peace and quite.

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    I was taking a dump in these people's bathroom one time & I looked on their little bookshelf they had there, and saw a copy of War and Peace. I figured that they must take some legendary dumps in that house.

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    I almost missed this thread.








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    Quote Originally Posted by kayakjax View Post




    ... but 45 of them may take a while.
    I'd venture that 45 minuets is pretty close to a complete movement.........much longer than an operetta.
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    It's all shit to me!





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    is this what I have to look forward to

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    at one point in time I was basically living off of bread and water. I could work a toilet seat for 45 minutes and no dice.

    I know a lady that had it even worse, after two weeks of craplessness she looked pregnant. think she finally went to the hospital.

    just eat you a fiber bar before you go to bed, then drink a mean cup of mud in the morning. you'll lift right up off the ground.
    How are you gonna talk to me? Your knife isn't even sharp.

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    I cant shit without a magazine, preferably of the Playboy persuasion.
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