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    Arrow Taking a crap for 45 minuets

    Tell you about it later .
    Last edited by Glenn; 03-25-2012 at 02:01 AM.
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    Well I've been playing golf this week and riding the scoot and I have about the biggest, roundest(if that is a word) and most bloody fuckin painful hemorrhoid in the whole wide fuckin world and not to hijack this wonderful thread, but I could tell ya about a shit I just took but I won't! Woes me I says. Laid off last week and now this. I just ain't livin right. keepem sharp

    PS how do my brotha's and sista's apply the H?

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    Quote Originally Posted by longbow View Post
    Well I've been playing golf this week and riding the scoot and I have about the biggest, roundest(if that is a word) and most bloody fuckin painful hemorrhoid in the whole wide fuckin world and not to hijack this wonderful thread, but I could tell ya about a shit I just took but I won't! Woes me I says. Laid off last week and now this. I just ain't livin right. keepem sharp

    PS how do my brotha's and sista's apply the H?
    Longbow, with that line under your forum name, this can't be heading in a good direction...
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    To tell ya the truth, Glenn... I don't want to hear about your 45 minute muther fukin' crap!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
    me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!


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    Glenn, it's been over 10 hours since you posted this. Either you've passed out from the pain of birthing a turd or the blumpkin fairy has paid you a visit and you've got her handcuffed to the plumbing, priming for round five! If you need a rescue, flush once for "no" and twice for "yes". Not that anyone one the internet can hear you flush......

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    its all that cheese on your pizza's there clogging you up



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    I'm off shopping to buy some .

    Prunes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    I'm off shopping to buy some .

    Prunes.
    I take it a "no go" on digital disimpaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Tell you about it later .
    Hey, how long's one of these "minuets" we're talking about here...?
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    About 14 hrs at this point.

    And shitting out something the size of a grape does not count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    About 14 hrs at this point.

    And shitting out something the size of a grape does not count.

    Nope. Try some epsom salt (mag sulfate)...
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    I'm not sure what's worse. You taking the time to post this or me taking the time to actually read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by apdb90 View Post
    I'm not sure what's worse. You taking the time to post this or me taking the time to actually read it.
    Come on now, we have a lot of shitty threads at the JD whats one more ?
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