Tell you about it later .
Taking a crap for 45 minuets
Tell you about it later .
Last edited by Glenn; 03-25-2012 at 02:01 AM.
"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump
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Well I've been playing golf this week and riding the scoot and I have about the biggest, roundest(if that is a word) and most bloody fuckin painful hemorrhoid in the whole wide fuckin world and not to hijack this wonderful thread, but I could tell ya about a shit I just took but I won't! Woes me I says. Laid off last week and now this. I just ain't livin right. keepem sharp
PS how do my brotha's and sista's apply the H?
Longbow, with that line under your forum name, this can't be heading in a good direction...Originally Posted by longbow
Well I've been playing golf this week and riding the scoot and I have about the biggest, roundest(if that is a word) and most bloody fuckin painful hemorrhoid in the whole wide fuckin world and not to hijack this wonderful thread, but I could tell ya about a shit I just took but I won't! Woes me I says. Laid off last week and now this. I just ain't livin right. keepem sharp
PS how do my brotha's and sista's apply the H?
If you're not the lead dog, the view's always the same...
To tell ya the truth, Glenn... I don't want to hear about your 45 minute muther fukin' crap!
It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to makeme the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!
Glenn, it's been over 10 hours since you posted this. Either you've passed out from the pain of birthing a turd or the blumpkin fairy has paid you a visit and you've got her handcuffed to the plumbing, priming for round five! If you need a rescue, flush once for "no" and twice for "yes". Not that anyone one the internet can hear you flush......
M
“We don't rise to the level of our expectations, we fall to the level of our training.” Archilochus
its all that cheese on your pizza's there clogging you up
I'm off shopping to buy some .
Prunes.
"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump
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I take it a "no go" on digital disimpaction.I'm off shopping to buy some .
Prunes.
M
“We don't rise to the level of our expectations, we fall to the level of our training.” Archilochus
Hey, how long's one of these "minuets" we're talking about here...?Tell you about it later .
If you're not the lead dog, the view's always the same...
About 14 hrs at this point.
And shitting out something the size of a grape does not count.
"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump
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Nope. Try some epsom salt (mag sulfate)...About 14 hrs at this point.
And shitting out something the size of a grape does not count.
If you're not the lead dog, the view's always the same...
I'm not sure what's worse. You taking the time to post this or me taking the time to actually read it.
Come on now, we have a lot of shitty threads at the JD whats one more ?I'm not sure what's worse. You taking the time to post this or me taking the time to actually read it.
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