Yesterday was a pretty shitty day. Seems like everyone I came across was whiny and overly sensitive. As per my Facebook page yesterday.....
Lighten up! Recess is over! Sorry your red crayon is broken. Would you care to borrow my whip to speed things up? I did not know Fucktardidness was contagious! Grow a sack then smoke a sack! It might save you from the embarrassment of realizing your problems are not my priority while I serve you a fresh, warm cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sorry your panties are in a bunch but I used them to gag you. Are your feelings hurt? GOOD! .........Rant over. Carry on......nothing to see here.........I love kittens!
The Asshole
While there were *SEVERAL* incidents that pissed me off, the said "straw" was when I decided to get my green tea latte at Starbucks. I was verbally accosted but two very cute, fuckable twentysomething girls who were berating me about my baseball cap and more than likely, poorly identifying my race/religion.....
1st bitch: "How dare you wear that Mooslim hat in here. That's goddam rude. My brother is in the Army and is going to Haffganstan. Your in America dude, in TexAss!"
2nd bitch: "You need to get the fuck on before some shit goes down!" Just then, three fucktards slide in behind them. Arms folded, chins up, chests out like they they were all Captain Save-A Ho!
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Me: "Either of you read Arabic? NO, then shut your upper cockholes and learn. My hat says 'Kaffir' which is a derogatory term Muslims use for Americans. It means infidel which to Muslims, indicates I am THE ENEMY, a 21st century crusader. Now how's your cup of STFU?!? Surprised I have no foreign accent? The two of you are fucking stupid! And the fuck you bitches want?!?!" to the three pussies behind them. All six hands popped up, palms out, all "happy jazz hands" like........
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Starbucks was dead silent. I walked out with both birds flying high. Green tea latte-less. As I hit the door, an airman in digicam sitting in the corner had his thumbs up and yelled "Dumb-ass bitches!" I could hear a few chuckles as the door closed behind me. Some affirmation but I was already beyond being safe in public. I was so hoping for the parking lot confrontation but it thankfully never came to fruition. I drove straight home and stayed in the rest of the day. I can understand why people hate Americans and I have little hope for America considering those two girls (five girls if you include the three pussies) are the future...
On a happier note, I went to 'Bucks today and got my venti green tea latte for free. I didn't notice the doe-eyed girl in the head scarf yesterday. She smiled at me and said, "It's on me, thank you for yesterday" I replied "Shukran jazeelan, afwan!" I don't think I have ever seen such a happy smile...
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