Dumb Bitches

[misfit]

Yesterday was a pretty shitty day. Seems like everyone I came across was whiny and overly sensitive. As per my Facebook page yesterday.....

Lighten up! Recess is over! Sorry your red crayon is broken. Would you care to borrow my whip to speed things up? I did not know Fucktardidness was contagious! Grow a sack then smoke a sack! It might save you from the embarrassment of realizing your problems are not my priority while I serve you a fresh, warm cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sorry your panties are in a bunch but I used them to gag you. Are your feelings hurt? GOOD! .........Rant over. Carry on......nothing to see here.........I love kittens!

The Asshole

While there were *SEVERAL* incidents that pissed me off, the said "straw" was when I decided to get my green tea latte at Starbucks. I was verbally accosted but two very cute, fuckable twentysomething girls who were berating me about my baseball cap and more than likely, poorly identifying my race/religion.....

1st bitch: "How dare you wear that Mooslim hat in here. That's goddam rude. My brother is in the Army and is going to Haffganstan. Your in America dude, in TexAss!"

2nd bitch: "You need to get the fuck on before some shit goes down!" Just then, three fucktards slide in behind them. Arms folded, chins up, chests out like they they were all Captain Save-A Ho!

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Me: "Either of you read Arabic? NO, then shut your upper cockholes and learn. My hat says 'Kaffir' which is a derogatory term Muslims use for Americans. It means infidel which to Muslims, indicates I am THE ENEMY, a 21st century crusader. Now how's your cup of STFU?!? Surprised I have no foreign accent? The two of you are fucking stupid! And the fuck you bitches want?!?!" to the three pussies behind them. All six hands popped up, palms out, all "happy jazz hands" like........

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Starbucks was dead silent. I walked out with both birds flying high. Green tea latte-less. As I hit the door, an airman in digicam sitting in the corner had his thumbs up and yelled "Dumb-ass bitches!" I could hear a few chuckles as the door closed behind me. Some affirmation but I was already beyond being safe in public. I was so hoping for the parking lot confrontation but it thankfully never came to fruition. I drove straight home and stayed in the rest of the day. I can understand why people hate Americans and I have little hope for America considering those two girls (five girls if you include the three pussies) are the future...

On a happier note, I went to 'Bucks today and got my venti green tea latte for free. I didn't notice the doe-eyed girl in the head scarf yesterday. She smiled at me and said, "It's on me, thank you for yesterday" I replied "Shukran jazeelan, afwan!" I don't think I have ever seen such a happy smile...

M

[Nuphoria]

Agreed bro', dumb bitches indeed. Sorry to hear you were having such a shit day.


Don't you just love know nothing fucktards telling you the "facts" about yourself!?
It's one of my favourite kinds of stupid.... just line up here for a complimentary bitch slap bitches.


You demonstrated restraint in my book

[gzb]

While there were *SEVERAL* incidents that pissed me off, the said "straw" was when I decided to get my green tea latte at Starbucks. I was verbally accosted but two very cute, fuckable twentysomething girls who were berating me about my baseball cap and more than likely, poorly identifying my race/religion.....

1st bitch: "How dare you wear that Mooslim hat in here. That's goddam rude. My brother is in the Army and is going to Haffganstan. Your in America dude, in TexAss!"

2nd bitch: "You need to get the fuck on before some shit goes down!" Just then, three fucktards slide in behind them. Arms folded, chins up, chests out like they they were all Captain Save-A Ho!


Me: "Either of you read Arabic? NO, then shut your upper cockholes and learn. My hat says 'Kaffir' which is a derogatory term Muslims use for Americans. It means infidel which to Muslims, indicates I am THE ENEMY, a 21st century crusader. Now how's your cup of STFU?!? Surprised I have no foreign accent? The two of you are fucking stupid! And the fuck you bitches want?!?!" to the three pussies behind them. All six hands popped up, palms out, all "happy jazz hands" like........


Starbucks was dead silent. I walked out with both birds flying high. Green tea latte-less. As I hit the door, an airman in digicam sitting in the corner had his thumbs up and yelled "Dumb-ass bitches!" I could hear a few chuckles as the door closed behind me. Some affirmation but I was already beyond being safe in public. I was so hoping for the parking lot confrontation but it thankfully never came to fruition. I drove straight home and stayed in the rest of the day. I can understand why people hate Americans and I have little hope for America considering those two girls (five girls if you include the three pussies) are the future...

On a happier note, I went to 'Bucks today and got my venti green tea latte for free. I didn't notice the doe-eyed girl in the head scarf yesterday. She smiled at me and said, "It's on me, thank you for yesterday" I replied "Shukran jazeelan, afwan!" I don't think I have ever seen such a happy smile...

Really?

[AJD1]

Did u really say "upper cockholes"?...

[50calmike]

So just in case we ever meet, what ethnicity are you so I know what to call you?

And what religious background are you so I know what else to call you?

Sounds shitty indeed, I really have a great disdain for twentysomethings these days. Especially the ones with pussies, reason being, I can't bring myself to choke the shit outta them, so I take it out on others who have no idea why they are now a target.
Hope you have better days from here on out

[misfit]

Did u really say "upper cockholes"?...

Yeah, got that one from the old lady.....go figure!

So just in case we ever meet, what ethnicity are you so I know what to call you?

And what religious background are you so I know what else to call you?

Sounds shitty indeed, I really have a great disdain for twentysomethings these days. Especially the ones with pussies, reason being, I can't bring myself to choke the shit outta them, so I take it out on others who have no idea why they are now a target.
Hope you have better days from here on out

Full blooded Filipino in a rich, olive-brown complexion very popular with Arabics. I can look spot on with a shemagh or kaffiyeh on.....

Nominal Catholic, former altarboy....God and I have an understanding....wedding, baptism, funeral and midnight mass friendly....

Better days so far! Thinking about re-discovering the occasional 3 oz. shot of bourbon to dull the senses!

M

[nocheese4u]

America has an incredibly large poulation of stupid people who think they are smart. I don't know why. You feel sorry for someone who is and acts stupid and just want to kick the "smart" stupids in the face. Act your IQ people!! Save your faces!

[50calmike]

Full blooded Filipino in a rich, olive-brown complexion very popular with Arabics. I can look spot on with a shemagh or kaffiyeh on.....

Nominal Catholic, former altarboy....God and I have an understanding....wedding, baptism, funeral and midnight mass friendly....



M

So I guess when we meet, I'll have to buy your Pinoy, Al-Qaeda looking ass Crossback a brew!

[misfit]

So I guess when we meet, I'll have to buy your Pinoy, Al-Qaeda looking ass Crossback a brew!

This Pee-Noy accepts! Be advised, I prefer pulutan when I drink which sometimes consists of leftover animal parts and the occasional unborn/unhatched animal. I have to remind my relatives that Animal Planet is not the Food or Cooking network!

M

[sickboy]

Next time let's see a pic of the dumb asses and the the doe-eyed girl in the head scarf. Did you go back to the same Bucks? You could always ask to speak to the manager..... But I think you did well.

sickboy

[gzb]

I dunno...

Trying to project *BadAss* in Starbucks, while ordering a daily "venti green tea latte", ain't going to work real well IMO.

At least to most folks besides yourself.

But have at it...

[misfit]

Next time let's see a pic of the dumb asses and the the doe-eyed girl in the head scarf. Did you go back to the same Bucks? You could always ask to speak to the manager..... But I think you did well.

sickboy

Not too sure about the dumb asses but the Jordanian girl (I think she's Jordanian because other than the head scarf, everything looks western) is a good bet. The only reason I remember her is the fact that she's the only non-White working at that Starbucks.

I dunno...

Trying to project *BadAss* in Starbucks, while ordering a daily "venti green tea latte", ain't going to work real well IMO.

At least to most folks besides yourself.

But have at it...

I haven't a clue what I've said that has rubbed you wrong. I don't try to project *BadAss* anywhere and at $5 a pop, a venti green tea latte is a luxury I get myself once a week. My apologies that my "reward" is beneath you and most folks. Your opinion is yours and this is the Filibuster Forum so have at it

[gzb]

I don't try to project *BadAss* anywhere...

Apologies then. Guess I misread this:

Lighten up! Recess is over! Sorry your red crayon is broken. Would you care to borrow my whip to speed things up? I did not know Fucktardidness was contagious! Grow a sack then smoke a sack! It might save you from the embarrassment of realizing your problems are not my priority while I serve you a fresh, warm cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sorry your panties are in a bunch but I used them to gag you. Are your feelings hurt? GOOD! .........Rant over. Carry on......nothing to see here.........I love kittens!

The Asshole

Me: "Either of you read Arabic? NO, then shut your upper cockholes and learn. My hat says 'Kaffir' which is a derogatory term Muslims use for Americans. It means infidel which to Muslims, indicates I am THE ENEMY, a 21st century crusader. Now how's your cup of STFU?!? Surprised I have no foreign accent? The two of you are fucking stupid! And the fuck you bitches want?!?!" to the three pussies behind them. All six hands popped up, palms out, all "happy jazz hands" like........


Starbucks was dead silent. I walked out with both birds flying high.

[misfit]

Apologies then. Guess I misread this:

The first part is a rant I posted on FB. In full view of family and friends. It was a a helluva day I was having.

The second part, well, is it wrong for someone to fire back when being verbally assaulted?

Lastly, I flipped fingers at them. Vulgar hand gestures. Pretty common in the US. I was already pretty heated.

I guess you you would take the high road. You are gifted to have a life without adversity or stress. You're probably a better person than me. I am guilty of pride and intolerance. I guess you get the first rock...

M

[gzb]

The first part is a rant I posted on FB. In full view of family and friends. It was a a helluva day I was having.

The second part, well, is it wrong for someone to fire back when being verbally assaulted?

Lastly, I flipped fingers at them. Vulgar hand gestures. Pretty common in the US. I was already pretty heated.

I guess you you would take the high road. You are gifted to have a life without adversity or stress. You're probably a better person than me. I am guilty of pride and intolerance. I guess you get the first rock...

M

Whatever...

Just some free advice:

I'd be careful of speaking to folks in food establishments the way you did, flipping them off, and then ordering from same counter.

Never know who has the last laugh...?