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    Wow! I'm a winner....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Zuckerberg
    Hello Friend,

    My name is Mark Zuckerberg, Ceo of Facebook. We have recently joined up with Apple company regarding a one-time promotional event today, we are giving away no cost Apple iPhones and iPads to randomly selected folks who have been fortunate to be selected as one of our most recent winners for today. We randomly selected users from our systems database and you have matched with our latest drawing.

    We have partnered up with Apple to advertise their most popular product yet, the Apple iPhone and iPad. Once again, we are running this promotion for one-day only. All you need to do is CLICK HERE to go to our web site made for this promotion and fill out this short survey to obtain yours for free. Just make sure you enter your email so we may locate our records to guarantee that we have reserved one for you. That is it!

    Congratulations on winning a free Apple iPhone4 and iPad2. If you have any query or concerns, feel free to e-mail me back. However, you should claim your free iPhone and iPad first to ensure one will be reserved for you before the deadline ends. We do understand that you may not receive this e-mail until after the deadline, however, we advise you check out the website and enter your email to see if we still have yours on hold, which we often-times do because others have not claimed theirs in time.

    Mark Zuckerberg
    CEO, Facebook

    I didn't even know this guy knew me. I must be special.

    I can't wait to click the link and enter all my personal info

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    ...You mean click the link and listen to your hard drive Supernova.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M.Olexey View Post
    I didn't even know this guy knew me. I must be special.

    I can't wait to click the link and enter all my personal info
    Yeah... you're special all right!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 67 long years to make
    me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jujigatame View Post
    I never get good stuff like this.
    Well, you are obviously not as special as M.O.

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    You lucky dog you!

    Amazing that people still fall for these things.

    All that has come to light about scams and still there are 419 scams going on.

    For a good laugh and for someone getting back at the 419 scammers, go here:
    Last edited by Scout; 03-15-2012 at 06:10 AM.

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    He even has a new address!!

    Mark Zuckerberg
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    Never lost, often misplaced!!!

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    that fucker owes me $5

    I need to call him. My homie...Mark Z

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    Winner winner chicken dinner congrats MO

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    Yeah, congrats!
    You must feel like the 1 millionst visitor!
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    Post pics when you get it!!
    The best DAMN FORUM period!!

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    Your a winner here on JD all ways,,or are we the winners for having you here as a member,,,sounds like were all winners then,,So Congrats Devils
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    If you don't get to pick the colour, he can go fuck himself.... cheeky, that's what


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    The JD is all about win!

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