I know we have seen this before but,

[langston302]

Ok, I will have to release my most favorite quotes used in Law Enforcement.

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning?” You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We use d to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

[LurtzWV-6]

LMAO at #1

[Gecko]

Funny!
I'm out of green right now but will come back....
Pit

[KMNREMTP]

and my favorite response to all of the above....= "Have a SAFE shift"----- carries a little more weight when the person potentially saving ur life tells you to be safe. even though I never mention that I am a medic during a traffic stop.... it's kind of like ' but I know the governor!' so I just leave stupid shit like that off, take me slip of wood, and tell the officer to be safe!

[langston302]

Well, I try to have a safe shift every shift. sometimes it may not work out. But thanks for the thought.

[KMNREMTP]

n I hope that every shift that u ever work IS safe. I'm sure you have family to go home to.! I was more making the implication of sarcasm directed towards the cops that have been dicks to me.... truthfully, bottom line, they have families as well, and I really do hope they make it home safe as well. I'd never wish something bad on someone, that's just asking for work! lol

[AJD1]

Now THATS' some funny stuff right there!!