One day in the Old West two cowboys were riding along when they hear the ominous sound of drums. One cowboy said the to the other, "I don't like the sound of those drums." From a long distance away, the voice of an Indian called out, "Sorry! He's not our usual drummer!"
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Lol!
"Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas"
That's awesome, greenies!
"I think there's room for some gradation between "Hey, quit that, please" and "AND I STILL HAVE HALF A CLIP LEFT!"" -- Will L.
Mike #509
Pretty funny shit right there!!
Thanks! I'm gonna warn ya'all right now, that I got a book of horrible, rotten, bad, and thus AWESOME jokes for xmas... as opposed to anything I asked for..Prepare yourself...
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Oh hells yes! Hooray for bad jokes! I used to tell them to my Mum all the time. It was 'Bad Joke of Day' time with her...Originally Posted by Peter Lezard
Thanks! I'm gonna warn ya'all right now, that I got a book of horrible, rotten, bad, and thus AWESOME jokes for xmas... as opposed to anything I asked for..
I got a dead scorpion...well, it is a necklace and it's pretty fucking sweet, but still...it's like Santa ran out of coal in Arizona....
"Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas"
Well, might just be me, but I'd say a stocking full of scorpions beats the shit out of a stocking full of coal for expressing displeasure with someone's conduct.
"I think there's room for some gradation between "Hey, quit that, please" and "AND I STILL HAVE HALF A CLIP LEFT!"" -- Will L.
Mike #509
My brother tells me his wife was happy when the damn scorpion was finally mailed off to me. And hell, if I ended up with a stocking full of *dead* scorpions, I'd be in so much trouble. HEHEHE! They'd be in shoes, showers, and sheets of friends and foes alike!!!!Well, might just be me, but I'd say a stocking full of scorpions beats the shit out of a stocking full of coal for expressing displeasure with someone's conduct.
"Save a life. Ban rocks and sticks...and spatulas, definitely spatulas"
Oh heck yeah!
You ever wonder how smart that REALLY is? Giving kids that are already known to be troublesome a whole stocking full of high-energy hydrocarbons?
"I think there's room for some gradation between "Hey, quit that, please" and "AND I STILL HAVE HALF A CLIP LEFT!"" -- Will L.
Mike #509
Very FunnyGreens for you
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As much as my wife HATES creepy crawlers, I can't imagine the carnage if Santa tried to drop off a scorpion...dead or otherwise!
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