Catchy 1-liners in movies..(List your fav's)

[Tony8179]

A few from Gladiator, still one of my favorites.

The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick...

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Are you not entertained?!

At my signal, unleash hell.

Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.

We are but shadows and dust...

Strength and honor.

AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

[ded i]

Machete don't text.

[jfever311]

Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks....

[Tony8179]

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

So many assholes... so few bullets.

Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony.

What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?

You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.

Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.

Here's to you... suckin' my dick.

What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in.

I'm very rich. Nothing offends me. I mean, no shit, honey. You got a whip sticking out of your ass and a guy that's fucking barking.

You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic-breath smellin' motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.

You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.

I think I can describe it. It looked like a penis, only smaller.

[46 & 2]

One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Whole movie

[44magnumb]

Harry Callahan: Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!®

[tubtar]

From The Good , the Bad and the Ugly.......You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Full Metal Jacket............... I will motivate you Private Pyle , if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo.


I could do this all day , but I got shit to do.

[BaByGoTtHeRuNz]

Way Of The Gun

"Do you beleive in karma Joe?"

"Karma is only justice without the satisfaction. I don't beleive in justice."


"The only thing you can assume about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor."

And last but certainly not least:
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!"

[Leatherneck]

Been mentioned yet?

"Dyin' aint much of a living boy"

[AJD1]

Shut your hole,cunt!!!

Linda Blair (1983) "Chained Heat"....

[waterdogs]

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker!"

(Det. John McClain, "Die Hard")

[AJD1]

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker!"

(Det. John McClain, "Die Hard")

Can't believe i forgot that one!!!

[wcjohn]

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able body patron in the bar, bar

[AJD1]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox!!..

"Billy Bats" Goodfella's 1990

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B05INM57xO8

[AJD1]

A few more timeless classics i forgot...

“You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.” Larmadou Graves (Charles ButterWorth)

Every Day’s a Holiday, (1937)


“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Dorothy (Judy Garland)

The Wizard of Oz , (1939)

“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too” Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton)

The Wizard of Oz , (1939)


“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)

The Godfather: Part 2, (1974)

“Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear”

Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) (1994)