Catchy 1-liners in movies..(List your fav's)

[GEEZER]

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack.

[Gecko]

"Cap'n didn't go to school, they assembled him at OSC outta spare body parts of dead GIs."
"Fucked up beyond all recognition."
Saving Private Ryan

"What's that?"
"It's blue light."
"What does it do?"
"It turns blue."
Rambo III

“The Force is strong with this one.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Star Wars

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Conan

[AJD1]

There's no crying in baseball.

Can't believe i missed this one!!

and let me add..."May the schwartz be w/ you"..

Spaceballs..

[misfit]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me." The Big Lebowski

"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no." Weird Science

"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold." Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead N!gger Storage'?" Pulp Fiction

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes." Jackie Brown

"Was she a large girl....? Big in the seat? Roomy? Silence of the Lambs

"Tweakers, lokers, slammers, coming and going, swearing eternal allegiance and undying love for one another, only to wake up after the binge and realize you wouldn't walk across the stree to piss on one of them if their head was on fire." The Salton Sea

"Mister, if it's impact you're looking for, the Magnum will satisfy all of your needs." The Salton Sea

M

[JBird]

"...and pull the trigger till it goes 'ah' click." -The Jesus.
"Is this a P.F. Chang's?" -Alan.

[SinCity]

"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!" Jules..Pulp Fiction

Platoon...A shitload of one liners

Taylor: Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.

Bunny: I still like a piece of pussy once in a while. Ain't nothing like a piece of pussy, except maybe the Indy 500
Junior: The only way you get some pussy man, is if a bitch dies and wills it to you. And then, maybe!

Tex: It's gonna piss on us all night. Gonna put a serious case of crotch-rot on that ugly face of yours, Junior.

Sergeant: All right, you cheese-dicks, welcome to the 'nam! Follow me.

"Dipped in shit! New meat!"

"You dudes gonna love the Nam! - For fucking ever!"

"365 and a wake-up!" "Oh, Lord! - sin loi, buddy."

XIN LOI : (sin loy) a polite Vietnamese phrase literally meaning "excuse me" or "pardon me", but used sardonically by GIs to mean "sorry about that", "too damn bad", or "tough shit"; sometimes misspelled "sin loi" or "xoine loi".

[AJD1]

"I gotta go wash my vagina."

(Nicole Ari Parker as Becky Barnett, Boogie Nights)

[bfm]

Larry Rayder: You know what a man would do right now if he were smart?
Deke Sommers: What?
Larry Rayder: I don't know, I thought you'd know.

[SugarSkull]

"Excuse me. I dont mean to impose, but I am the Ocean." the salton sea

[GEEZER]

and why's the carpet all wet Todd?
I don't know Margo....

Christmas Vacation

[ded i]

[bfm]

I hope no one minds, but I have no intention of facing this sober.

[SugarSkull]

Detective Frizer: So, who is the crispy midget?
Ned Cruz: He's Astrophysics, Frizer.
Detective Frizer: Astrophysics.
Ned Cruz: His name is Russell. He's a white dwarf gone supernova.

Detective Poley: What the fuck's all this got to do with finding the stripper?
Ned Cruz: What the fuck's a bastard condom got to do with your birth certificate, Poley? It's just cause and effect.

Ned Cruz: When do you get off?
Fay Neman: About 14 minutes after I start fucking.

Detective Skeres: You're an asshole, Frizer. Roll-it-down asshole. If we've a contest, the world's biggest asshole, you coming second.
Detective Frizer: Yeah? Why not first?
Detective Skeres: 'Cause you're an asshole.

Simon Kestral: If everything there is, from all the heavenly bodies in all the galaxy's still expanding universe, to you and me was one smaller than a single atom, where did all this mass and matter come from?
Ned Cruz: Don't tell me, the God particle.
Simon Kestral: Fucking A! At 7:00 a.m., tomorrow morning, with 5 billion dollars worth off-the-shelf technology, I'm gonna answer the greatest question of all time.
Ned Cruz: Why do men have nipples?

[Nomadz]

Apocalypse Now (Robert Duvall as the 1st Cav Col)

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

"Charlie don't surf"

[jockotobling]

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. Detective Walsh to Jake at the very end of "Chinatown".

I like to use this line when one of my coworkers wants to change some shit at work-won't make any difference.

Great movie.