Catchy 1-liners in movies..(List your fav's)

**siriusaudio** · 12-06-2011, 03:34 PM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

That's when my drinking problem started....

**TPetsch** · 12-06-2011, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by BaByGoTtHeRuNz

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck, did you know that private Pyle?" - Full Metal Jacket

"Take yer stinking hands off me you damn, dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes

"They all float down here Georgie!" - IT

Actually it was:

George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

...Just saying

**Bango Skank** · 12-06-2011, 10:22 PM

"you were a schemer, you had plans." joker in the new batman.(instant classic film.)

"the scent of american tobacco carries in the desert air, thats why you dont want to go to the desert." the spartan

"do you wanna know what happened to the last guy who told me to "have patients". i burned him down and bagged his ashes." cyrus the virus

"we dont do history dont do nobody any good." hunter from stakeland
(fucking fantastic film)

"hell of a thing killing a man....take away all he has....all he's ever gonna have." william munny unforgiven

"when you die, can i give that to me daughter?" viking on thirteenth warrior

**AJD1** · 12-07-2011, 07:03 AM

How can we all forget this one??...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRxaX...eature=related

**Z'ha'dum** · 12-07-2011, 06:39 PM

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
-Sgt. Hartman FMJ

**BaByGoTtHeRuNz** · 12-07-2011, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by TPetsch

Actually it was:

George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

...Just saying

Thanks for correcting, it's been awhile since I've seen it. I'd hate to misquote ol' Charlie.

**GEEZER** · 12-07-2011, 07:14 PM

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry.

**droid** · 12-07-2011, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Nuphoria

"Fuck the bonus"

Rutger Hauer at the end of "Wanted Dead or Alive"

He says that right before he pulls the pin on the grenade he stuffed in Gene Simmons mouth.

Been quite a few years since I've seen that movie!

**AJD1** · 12-07-2011, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by droid

He says that right before he pulls the pin on the grenade he stuffed in Gene Simmons mouth.

Been quite a few years since I've seen that movie!

Shit,i forgot Gene Simmons was the bad guy in that,so must get it somewhere

and watch it,as it must be 10 years now since i saw that one..

Good find Droid!!!

**the dude** · 12-07-2011, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by xrayzebra

Just a few movies gave me tons of favorites. The Big Lebowski is good for a lifetime's worth of quips:

You're out your league, Donnie.

Hey, there's a beverage here!

It increases the chances of conception.

That rug really tied the room together.

etc.

The entire Alien series:

I am not the man with whom to fuck. (delivered by Ron Perlman)

etc.

But Fast Times at Ridgemont High is also a favorite for one-or-two liners such as:

"First you said he's gonna shit, then you said he's gonan kill us. Make up your mind , man." "First, he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!"

and "DUDE! That was my skull!"

Princess Bride has its share as well. I'll let someone else admit to loving that movie, but "Inconceivable!" and "You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means," have stuck with me a long time.

all those, outstanding