What the fuck to do

**Fenlore** · 07-08-2006, 09:10 PM

It's saturday night and my plans for the evening fell through and am now slightly disheartened. So now the question becomes what the fuck should I do because I really don't fucking wanna sit on my ass all night by myself and do jack shit.

**Clydetz** · 07-08-2006, 09:50 PM

Go on down to the all-night Laundromat, put a quarter in the drier and watch the drum go 'round & 'round! Or maybe go to the local 24 hour Hamburger Heaven and hold the door open for people coming & going. You might even make a few bucks in tips!

**Fenlore** · 07-08-2006, 11:16 PM

doubtful... I could drink all night, but then I have church in the morning... well I don't need to go to church in the morning, but I choose to... aside form religion there's some pretty good looking girls who go to the church... well ya can't blame me for alterior motives.

**Tinysd** · 07-08-2006, 11:32 PM

Dammit, quit asking us what to do and go get some ass!

**beergoddess** · 07-09-2006, 02:46 AM

IM DRUNK AS HELL, FEN... COME CHILL W/ ME!! GODDAMN, U R IN CANADA!!

**Fenlore** · 07-09-2006, 03:10 PM

heh, I ended up getting a slurpy and going to bed early at around 1:30 am or so. So my night sucked, but atleast today isn't going so bad so far, but damn every attempt to go do something with friends last night was foiled by lots of BS.

**Tinysd** · 07-09-2006, 03:14 PM

Shit! I was hoping for a good story.

**Fenlore** · 07-09-2006, 03:27 PM

yeah me to but alas there is none. My nice story happened on wednesday was I was up will 6:30 in the morning and worked at 10 am.

I was playing more or less sober at a work party/staff party.
aside from all the fun stuff that happened I ended up having my foot run over stopping my drunken friend from driving away(she somehow got her keys back). Kelsie is like a bi-polar drunk, she cannot be left to her own devices or I'm sure one time she'll end up killing herself, When I went into my friends house to get some water I found her in the kitchen cutting her jewelry off her wrist with a knife and I'm sure she wasn't going to stop there. The next day I was nice enough to repair her jewelry. Other than that the night was funny, I ended up picking up th eboss and wandering around with him over my shoulder for awhile, it was fun by all. One guy decided to go on for half an hour on end about how he liked his sex... it was a lil wierd but I just cranked up some tunes and it was all good. Ended up scaring a friend of one of the drivers, I odn't know why niels brings earl along no one likes him, but the guy was trying to get into my face and I just looked at him and said "Listen pal, in the end I don't know who would win if we got into it but I guarantee you if you start something you'll be hurting tomorrow." He backed off. it was fun aside form being sleep deprived the next day... there was of course awhole lot of other stuff but I'm too lazy to type it out.

**leanne** · 07-09-2006, 05:05 PM

glad ya had a good wed tho fen.

**tubtar** · 07-10-2006, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Fenlore

Ended up scaring a friend of one of the drivers, I odn't know why niels brings earl along no one likes him, but the guy was trying to get into my face and I just looked at him and said "Listen pal, in the end I don't know who would win if we got into it but I guarantee you if you start something you'll be hurting tomorrow." He backed off.

It is so much easier to just punch them in the neck......once he is on the ground , you can tell him anything you feel like saying , and after he leaves , you can re-enact him rolling on the ground and gagging......entertains everyone.

J.S.

**Tinysd** · 07-10-2006, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by tubtar

It is so much easier to just punch them in the neck......once he is on the ground , you can tell him anything you feel like saying , and after he leaves , you can re-enact him rolling on the ground and gagging......entertains everyone.

J.S.

I Heart tubtar!

**Mr.LaBella** · 07-11-2006, 06:09 AM

"dry gulch"!

HELL YES fen~

punch him in his adams apple next time, dont let him monologue!

I

tubtar and Tinysd!

**Fenlore** · 07-11-2006, 11:47 AM

yeah I know, but I tend to like to leave violence till the last resort... besides earl especially didn't seem to want to fight when me and the other really big guy there started to play "Does it hurt" and spent half an hour punching each other in the shoulder and only stopped because it got boring.

**Wolfgang** · 07-12-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by tubtar

It is so much easier to just punch them in the neck......once he is on the ground , you can tell him anything you feel like saying , and after he leaves , you can re-enact him rolling on the ground and gagging......entertains everyone.

J.S.

Tubtar, you will never cease to be a source of wisdom for me.