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    I'll take 10.00 on the green eye woman for the first score,,place your bets
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    Quote Originally Posted by begreen61 View Post
    I'll take 10.00 on the green eye woman for the first score,,place your bets
    You just might make some money with that bet, begreen! Tonight the green eyed lady and I were holding hands and smoochin'... may have taken 3 dates for her to see the light. How many 60+ year olds have you seen holding hands & smoochin'? We both tossed the phrase 'I love you' around 2-3 times. She still wants to run away to Cape Cod together but first I've got her wanting to visit my hacienda and Casper. Yep... it was a very good night.
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    I think I'm hooked and she is just playing with me until she's ready to reel me in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    You just might make some money with that bet, begreen! Tonight the green eyed lady and I were holding hands and smoochin'... may have taken 3 dates for her to see the light. How many 60+ year olds have you seen holding hands & smoochin'? We both tossed the phrase 'I love you' around 2-3 times. She still wants to run away to Cape Cod together but first I've got her wanting to visit my hacienda and Casper. Yep... it was a very good night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    I think I'm hooked and she is just playing with me until she's ready to reel me in!
    She passed along an e-mail along to me 2 days after I posted that quote. It was from a guy on match who wanted her phone number so they could talk and set up a date. Keep in mind... I never mentioned to her about the fishing reference above and her reply to the fella on match came 2 days later. Here's how she said she handled it: "I wrote back and thanked him very much and told him I was currently unavailable. I told him I had a fish on the line and trying to reel him in." Looks like we both know she's got me 'hooked'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    "I wrote back and thanked him very much and told him I was currently unavailable. I told him I had a fish on the line and trying to reel him in."
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    She'd better be careful... I may 'spit' the hook.
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    She'd better be careful... I may 'spit' the hook.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobert View Post
    You'd better be careful... You may end up on her stringer!
    And what a fine stringer it is!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    Should be seeing the green eyed lady again soon for date #5. In her last e-mail she said... 'You are a good real person and I find that very sexy.' I've found out that it is better to be a 'good real person' than a 'bad fake person'.
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    The green eyed woman and I are texting on our new cell phones. Neither of us know what the hell we're doing but we did manage to tell each other "I Love You!" Still waiting on date #5.
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    The green eyed woman and I are texting on our new cell phones. Neither of us know what the hell we're doing but we did manage to tell each other "I Love You!" Still waiting on date #5.
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    Thank you Mr. SugarSkull. We touched base on the ol' e-mails and I think we are definitely in love! At least I know am. And neither of us is looking to get married... how cool is that!
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    Dinner tonight at 8pm. She's been busy all morning (no slouch when it comes to doing maintenance work around the house), just hope she doesn't fall asleep in her salad!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    Thank you Mr. SugarSkull. We touched base on the ol' e-mails and I think we are definitely in love! At least I know am. And neither of us is looking to get married... how cool is that!
    OH NO Garys useing the L WORD!!!!!
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