I'm so fuckin far behind, it looks like I'm winning.... ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐
Ha... That second one is so true and so weird. We have a 75lb Staffordshire Bull - Lab cross that won't walk past our cat at the top of the stairs unless escorted. I don't get it.
Let me tell u.. I have walked my 2 BOSTON TERRIERS ON leashes for years and then one day a CAT GOT UP ON ALL FOUR LEGS AND STARTED TO HISS...
I was like "Aw kitty kitty we aint gonna hurt u" at the same time i am pulling my dogs away.. We were LIKE 50 FEET away.. THE NEXT THING I KNOW THE FUCKIN CAT makes B-LINE DIRECTLY at my DOGS on the leash..
I somehow KICK THE CAT RIGHT IN ITS SIDE and it flew against the fence, then ran away...
I was like FUCK that CAT has rabies... So i went home and drop my dogs off.. I was freakin out I never SEEN a CAT ATTACK LIKE THAT!! I went to the house were the cat attack us and a man was in the front yard..
I said Hey buddy do u have a brown and white cat? He said YEAH WHAT DID U DO TO MY CAT.. I said the cat RUSH ME AND MY DOGS and I get the CAT... He was LIKE " You kicked MY FUCKIN CAT"
I said DAM RIGHT the dam cat has rabies or something....
Anyways he told me to leave. I said no problem I only came back to see if u had children cause that cat is crazy.. He told me to fuck myself..
Anyways .. I dont get close to cats.. I love KITTENS!!
Last edited by dax0007; 08-26-2011 at 01:56 AM. Reason: horrible spelling
When I was an apprentice, I was working with a guy who was a "Badass".
This dummy got himself holed up in a bathroom of an apartment because the persons cat was vicious.
I rescued him by throwing my coat over the cat and wrapping it up, then threw it into the bedroom.
I don't think I've laughed so hard, ever.
Funny shit. I guess it depends on the dog. My pugs love to chase cats. They hate catching them though..
I had a compass, but without a map, it's just a cool toy to show you where oceans and ice are.
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