Tactical Pruning Knife Curly Maple

[hamburger]

I must inform you as of today we are out of stealth wrapping paper. The spy’s at the convention in XXXX, XX (location was deleted by mod to maintain the lieu secret ) last week bought it all.

We can of course pack it inconspicuous as possible. The reason PruneTac has been so successfully has been that hiding in plain sight is tactical covert in nature its self. So PruneTac has been able to go unnoticed almost anywhere with this manner of stealth.

We can ship it this way.

Mode 1. Brown paper bag
Mode 2. Asian manner of Chinese newspaper.
Ie: Chinese newspaper has served the Crown well at HQ Hong Kong when her Magisty's Service was on the go. Double Naught Spies like James Bond perfected this in his day.

Regarding the Sheath. There is a sheath that comes with all PruneTac weapons and its a leather sheath. In tactical brown leather. It is intended for tool pouch carry. Not as a belt carry with a non-tactial loop as normal.

Research is going on now to find the perfect sheath. Normal sheaths are prone to have cut-though. Not know the commoners is that the PruneTac is so sharp a sheath can not contain this power. We are checking in to a sheath that has magnets to suspend the blade in such a way as the blade never comes in contact with any material. This is still in the development stage and not for the field.

We did in the past make sheaths that had the full stealth mode. But we had to abandon this as if a PruneTac was dropped or just placed on the table you can not find it again. Then this powerful weapon of mass destruction was subject to falling into hands of the enemy or those not trained in Tactical Gardening tools.

Payment can be made with all the normal means of payment. We must ask that you check the Double Naught Spies book of Secrets Red Letter Edition and on page 41, section 2, paragraph 3, Remission of all monetary instruments as follows....

then comply with said rules.

ps: at this time we are accepting applications for the Gardening Corp, we have positions available in Tactical Gardening and in the Tactical Horticulture Corps. Purchase of a PruneTac guarantees a spot in the Corps. Applications will still be required.

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Hypothetically (and Tactical-y) speaking, if one where to buy a PruneTac, could one assume that it would be shipped in a means that is tactical? That is to say, in a stealth, flat black or perhaps flat O.D green, tigerstripe container of un-dectable tactical polymer, invisble to the spy satellites above that are no doubt monitoring the sale of such a deadly, tactical, device? If so put me down for six, I'll send payment via courier ninja or PayPal Gift. This message will self destruct before you are done reading it.

[BaByGoTtHeRuNz]

I have often dreamt of joining the THC, unbeknownst to those around me I come from a long line of tactical gardeners, trainded in the deadly gardening arts, but I ran into a tactical problem with my application, I can not find my invisible ink as it is invisble and would be completely useless to me if i could just simply "find" it. In the meantime payment has been sent by XXXXXXX in accordance with the Double Naught Spies book of Secrets Red Letter Edition, page 41, section 2, paragraph 3, Remission of all monetary instruments.

[sharpguitarist]

this is the most entertaining thread i've ever read!
later,
don

[kayakjax]

I was a great supporter of the THC in my younger days.


Had no idea I was being tactical.


(coff coff) "Coooool, maaaaaaaan!"

[hamburger]

I have often dreamt of joining the THC, unbeknownst to those around me I come from a long line of tactical gardeners, trainded in the deadly gardening arts, but I ran into a tactical problem with my application, I can not find my invisible ink as it is invisble and would be completely useless to me if i could just simply "find" it. In the meantime payment has been sent by XXXXXXX in accordance with the Double Naught Spies book of Secrets Red Letter Edition, page 41, section 2, paragraph 3, Remission of all monetary instruments.

dear sir,

i suggest that you go and cause to be issued a purchase order of a high caliber and acquire the standard issue glasses for finding invisible inked documents. that should be in your kit. if you are with out these glasses then you could be lacking in the arts of double naught spying.

before you submit your application for THC you should get your kit in order less it be rejected.

i wish you well in your application process.

regards:
Boss Double Spy Naught Naught
Tactical Horticulture Corps

I was a great supporter of the THC in my younger days.


Had no idea I was being tactical.


(coff coff) "Coooool, maaaaaaaan!"

many unsuspecting are used in ways. you should have completed your training.

[SZiehr]

After he sells this, can we move this thread to "Cream of the Crop"? This is priceless!

[ratstuph]

Buncha gooofie fuckers bumpin' this like kangaroos on crack... Don't make me tell Mr. Labella on y'all. I will..., I really will!

[hamburger]

Mr Labella,

could do a favor for your Don? move this thread to Zubeng Forge please. we will not trouble others with it.

[BaByGoTtHeRuNz]

I must apologize, I had my I.R.T.I.I. (Infra Red, Thermal, and Invisible Ink) goggles set in the stealth Urban Combat Tiger Stripe Configuration and was only able to see my own bullshit. They are now in the I.I. setting and have made the necessary tactical arrangements to send in my application in accordance with the Double Naught Spies book of Secrets Red Letter Edition, page 112, section 5, subsection Q, Tactical Methods of Induction and Applications of a Secret Nature, i.e. Invisible Ink on Invisible Paper in an Invisible Envelope delivered by Claude Rains (aka The Invisible Man). I assure you my kit will be in order upon delivery of my six PruneTacs. Three for each hand as per Tactical Gardening standard operating procedure.

[hamburger]

I had my I.R.T.I.I. (Infra Red, Thermal, and Invisible Ink) goggles set in the stealth Urban Combat Tiger Stripe Configuration

dear sir, that mode of operation was outlawed in the early '90s.

your application will require a bit more than normal look.

we want to keep abreast of the full uses of said tactical EQ these days. as you know.

you come to the Corp with high recommendations and i would like you to succeed.

mind your p's and q's

[BaByGoTtHeRuNz]

dear sir, that mode of operation was outlawed in the early '90s.

I must once again apologize, those goggles were issued before the 1991 tactical debachle concerning "you know who" and "you know what". I'll destroy the evidence, kill the witnesses, and relocate to - I've said to much...

[hamburger]

I must once again apologize, those goggles were issued before the 1991 tactical debachle concerning "you know who" and "you know what". I'll destroy the evidence, kill the witnesses, and relocate to - I've said to much...

p's and q's p's and q's.

The 1991 tactical debachle is hush hush say no more! say no more a nod is as good as wink to a blind bat! say no more!

you are worthy. i am impressed with your skill. the slight misstep will be over looked and your application will be fast forwarded.

i suggest that you consider your application to become an officer in the THC. The academy at Green Point will serve you well.

In time you will grow in the gardening arts.

i know you are not in the THC yet. But i will give you the secret high sign of Green Thumb's Up anyway.

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keep this sign above all secret for fellow members of the THC.

I think you will be very valuable to the corp. You could make your application and be come a cadet but in reality be a undercover agent with full awards and merit. no one would know this but i and a very select few. you could take on missions that no one would think of you as a spy. they would think a lowly cadet but really a full on spy in the THC!

If you decide to take this mission Mr. Xxxx ........... "MOD removed for sake of National Security " in the car on the seat you should find all you need.

For Crown and Country!

[OnceBitten]

I find it puite imqossible to keeq my Qs and Ps in the qroqer pueues.

[hamburger]

I find it puite imqossible to keeq my Qs and Ps in the qroqer pueues.

were you trained in the THC you would find it easy.

take the dare and join the THC.

you will not regret it.

today there are positions in the THC were you to join, ........ perhaps, perchance, be OnceBitten .............

join the THC and see the World!

[OnceBitten]

today there are positions in the THC were you to join, ........ perhaps, perchance, be OnceBitten .............

join the THC and see the World!

Ahhh, yes.....grasshopper.

Riddle me this:

Do you hold the PruneTac true

or

does it truly hold you?