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  1. 07-09-2011, 11:32 AM #1
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    I have always wanted to...

    start a thread that goes 15 pages!

    What are some things you have always wanted to do? (including flaming a doucher posting stupid things!)

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    I was staring at my Jango page and a picture of the Smashing Pumpkins came up and I thought to myself "I have always wanted to bang that strange looking blonde/albino chick." and whammy, this shit started.

    I have always wanted to hunt in Africa.
    I have always wanted to train at Suarez International(happening!).
    I have always wanted to smoke grass with out losing my job or being arrested.
    I have always wanted to catch a 10lb bass.
    I have always wanted to...
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  2. 07-09-2011, 11:37 AM #2
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    Ok your "ghey"
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    Well -- MAYBE your not "ghey" --- BUT ya got one foot in the sturrup

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  4. 07-09-2011, 12:06 PM #4
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    I have always wanted to take a bullet (non life threatening) just to see what it feels like. Yes I'm a twisted fuck
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    OK --- sorry Mang --- I sent that ballbreath fuck a PM , email , postcard ,telegraph , telephone , telemarket ,and a damn TeleTubbie {the gay one} so I knows that they knows im'ma waitting on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Ok your "ghey"
    "you're" which is a contraction of you are.



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  6. 07-09-2011, 12:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.LaBella View Post
    "you're" which is a contraction of you are.
    Thank's bossman .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Thank's bossman .

    He is "still" ghey
    The proper way to phrase that would be "teh ghey". We do not want to alienate folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICKY1971 View Post
    I have always wanted to take a bullet (non life threatening) just to see what it feels like. Yes I'm a twisted fuck
    Okay, we can probably arrange that.

    Just one question: Do you want to know it's coming, or do you want it to be a surprise?



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    I was sure someone would volunteer I would prefer to know when it's coming
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  10. 07-09-2011, 01:20 PM #10
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    The bullet thing would be cool. Once you have been fielded on the JD nothing else is painful!

    Ummm... teh ghey. Jeez, suck one dick and you're branded for life. Unfair.
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  12. 07-09-2011, 01:28 PM #12
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    Very Current - I WANT to kick the shit out of some of the people that work for me. A good ol' ass beatin' always keeps people on there toe's!

    I have always wanted to ride a wheelie on a donorcycle. Never had the balance or balls when I actually owned one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crushgrip View Post
    Very Current - I WANT to kick the shit out of some of the people that work for me. A good ol' ass beatin' always keeps people on there toe's!
    Their, not there.
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    I have always wanted to learn proper english and grammer! Damn you Payson High School!
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