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    Ninja dog!

    I woke up at 3am today but didn't want to get out of bed. By 3:30am I had to go to the bathroom bad but didn't want to wake Casper up so I snuck out of my bed on the opposite side of the bed from where he sleeps in his own bed on the floor. I did a bunch of ninja manuevers and worked/felt my way to the bathroom in the dark. I closed the bathroom door so Casper wouldn't be awakened when I turned on the bathroom light. I lifted the lid to the toilet and started to take a leak. Then I noticed Casper sitting on the floor behind me! When I finished, I had to go let him outside... just what I was trying to avoid in the first place! He's got some great ninja moves of his own.
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    Lucy (the wonder mutt) can be dead asleep on the bed, but by the time I get to the bathroom or kitchen, she's there hoping to go out or for some (F-O-O-D).



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    Ruby is no good at sneaking... we have laminate floors and she has ticky-tacky-toes

    She also like her sleep too much to get up early - I woke her up at 5.30am and she went back to sleep within 5 minutes.

    Casper sounds like a real character dude!

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    At 2:30am today I rolled over in bed and saw the little dude dog sitting on the rug next to my bed staring me in the face by light cast from the street light outside. On go the slippers as I ask the nut if he has to go out. Ten minutes spent outside and of course now I'm wide awake. I visit the JD and then hope I can get back to sleep!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
    me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!


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    That's a nice katana!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
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    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuphoria View Post
    Ruby is no good at sneaking... we have laminate floors and she has ticky-tacky-toes

    She also like her sleep too much to get up early - I woke her up at 5.30am and she went back to sleep within 5 minutes.

    Casper sounds like a real character dude!
    My Gucci Girl loves her sleep way too much! She puts on quite a show every morning


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    As posted by craythegray...

    Originally Posted by glenn


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    I fail to see the humor!

    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz
    At 2:30am today I rolled over in bed and saw the little dude dog sitting on the rug next to my bed staring me in the face by light cast from the street light outside. On go the slippers as I ask the nut if he has to go out. Ten minutes spent outside and of course now I'm wide awake. I visit the JD and then hope I can get back to sleep!
    It's like deja vu all over again except he got me up at 4:15am!
    It’s taken 9 different dogs and 65 long years to make
    me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
    Don’t be fuckin’with me and piss me the fuck off!


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    Quote Originally Posted by supersuby View Post
    My Gucci Girl loves her sleep way too much! She puts on quite a show every morning

    I had a min pin named Gucci Still miss her,she pretty much ran the show,,in our home.,
    ,Now I got 2 German Shorthair Pointers all they do is love to hunt wakeing my ass up 5 am everyday because the birds start chirpen, Buckshot catches birds in flight all the time and My bitch Fawn eats them if i dont get their in time,Awesome dogs with a few ninja moves of their own ,,but they are a hand full.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clydetz View Post
    I woke up at 3am today but didn't want to get out of bed. By 3:30am I had to go to the bathroom bad but didn't want to wake Casper up so I snuck out of my bed on the opposite side of the bed from where he sleeps in his own bed on the floor. I did a bunch of ninja manuevers and worked/felt my way to the bathroom in the dark. I closed the bathroom door so Casper wouldn't be awakened when I turned on the bathroom light. I lifted the lid to the toilet and started to take a leak. Then I noticed Casper sitting on the floor behind me! When I finished, I had to go let him outside... just what I was trying to avoid in the first place! He's got some great ninja moves of his own.

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