Greetings and salutations. I was invited here by the illustrious and mysterious Mr L, whom I have known for about a hundred thousand years at KF. Some of you may know me too, and for that I deeply apologize. Many of you still lead normal, happy lives, but that is about to change now that I'm here!
My name is Grant, but most people know me as Defender or Def on KF or on one of my own sites like SOSAKOnline, Multitool.org, EDCSource or even on the Motorola Atrix forum. Some sick bugger already registered here as Defender, so I get to go with my secret identity instead.
As cool as this place is, you are missing some of the coolest smileys out there: