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How to remove a Plantar wart. NSFW - Blood content!

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  • How to remove a Plantar wart. NSFW - Blood content!

    Tools you will need:
    -Screwdriver
    -Pliars
    -Lighter
    -Knife
    -Rubbing alcohol
    -Paper towels


    Identify the wart.


    Find a suitable location for the procedure.


    Begin by cutting around the surface of the wart.


    Next, the surface of the wart may be plucked.


    Admire pluckings.


    I suggest at this point rubbing with alcohol. Not so much for sterilization, but to aggrivate the wart.


    Heat screwdriver.


    Smite root.


    Afterwards, the burned portion of the root may be cut out more easily.


    Repeat plucking procedure.


    Inspect hole for further signs of root.


    Repeat burning.


    At this point, you may become frustrated with holding a lighter, screwdriver and camera all at the same time, and decide to plug in your soldering iron. Such is normal.


    Insert soldering iron.

    Crisping is desired.


    Note that more root may now be plucked.


    Keep your paper towel close by.


    Be sure to continue burning until all signs of the root are extinguished.


    Remove burned root and inspect.


    Repeat.


    You may experience a congealed string of blood hanging off the back side of your foot.


    Play with it a little.


    If done properly, your warthole should look something like the abused ass of an Albanian prostitute.


    You have now learned how to remove a Plantar wart.
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    Seriously.......you need to get laid/get out of the house more often.
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    • #3
      Holy crap. I had those when I was a kid. I had them burned out. That's just plain amazing that you can do that and not stop. I'm putting a NSFW or for those with weak stomachs on this one.

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      • #4
        Nice one, although I would have gone for a cleaner workspace :spin:

        I've never had a wart, but I did remove a skin tag with the little help of an SAK, a spydie delica and a lighter, that was fun

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        • #5
          damn.... shoulda waited til the turkey was a lil more digested before looking at this!! :spin:
          My imaginary friends think you people have serious issues.

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          • #6
            Beauty, great work!!
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            • #7
              Glad you at least chose a sterile work area.

              unce tice fee tines a mady


              when you awake you will remember everything

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              • #8
                Good work Goat!!!! Amazing the things you pluck from your body!!

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                • #9
                  Terrific documentary Goat. I must say that the removal kits that the drug stores sell make for an amazing experience as well. We did a treatment on our daughter when she was younger and it was almost like pulling a small oak tree out...big roots, but no blood.
                  "Multi-tools...fixing America on the fly"


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                  • #10
                    Another medical proceedure by TMG I hope you never need open heart surgury, You may need a hand
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                    • #11
                      That was FUCKING disgusting!!!!


















                      Thank you!! Good job!

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                      • #12
                        That was tremendous TMG!!!!

                        Bravo...
                        I cry inside for those of you who have to kill kittens by yourself instead of with a friend.

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                        • #13
                          I can look at horrific pictures of people who have been mutilated by cars, bullets, knives, ect and not be bothered. But for some reason, this post, and a few others of yours make me want to spew; I just can't look at them. Well done.
                          Bill: Socrates - "The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing".
                          Ted: That's us, dude.

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                          • #14
                            Nice job! It's a damn shame they threw you out of medical school. Hopefully you removed all of the roots. ILK
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                            • #15
                              Yo TMG! Nice work! Have you performed any circumcisions, yet?
                              Itís taken 9 different dogs and 67 long years to make
                              me the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.
                              Donít be fuckiníwith me and piss me the fuck off!

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